"Denis Lemieux: [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English] Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up."

"Denis Lemieux: My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned."

"Slap Shot out slaps... out swears... out laughs..."

"you'll see Paul Newman doing things you'd never expect him to do... saying things you'd never expect him to say!"

"If this movie doesn't make you laugh, you better look up a psychiatric!!"

"Paul Newman – Reggie Dunlop (#7)"

"Strother Martin – Joe McGrath"

"Michael Ontkean – Ned Braden (#10)"

"Jennifer Warren – Francine Dunlop"

"Lindsay Crouse – Lily Braden"

"Jerry Houser – Dave "Killer" Carlson (#3)"

"Jeff Carlson – Jeff Hanson (#18)"