"I didn't come here today to prove which is better, Chinese or Western boxing. All people have different status in life, I don't believe that one person's integrity is worth more than the others. I hope that we can start to respect each other."

"Lynn Hung — Cheung Wing-sing"

"People will grow old. No one is invincible forever in this world."

"Tony Danza - Terry"

"Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing"

"Rick Aviles - Mad Dog"

"Mel Tillis - Mel"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni"

"Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer"

"Richard Kiel - Arnold"

"Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny"

"Bert Convy - Bradford Compton"

"John Fiedler - the desk clerk"

"Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers"

"Shirley MacLaine - Veronica"

"Adrienne Barbeau - Marcie Thatcher"

"Susan Anton - Jill Rivers"

"Tara Buckman - Jill Rivers"

"Marilu Henner - Betty"

"Catherine Bach - Marcie Thatcher"

"Alex Rocco - Tony"

"Joe Klecko - the Polish driver"

"Ricardo Montalbán - King Abdul Ben Falafel"

"Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan"

"Peter Fonda - Chief Biker"

"Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat"

"Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure"

"Jackie Chan - Mitsubishi Driver #1"

"Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi/Captain Chaos"

"Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul ben Falafel"

"Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine."

"Dean Martin - Jamie Blake"

"Hal Needham - the ambulance EMT (uncredited)"

"Ken Squier - a California Highway Patrolman"

"Sammy Davis, Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum"

"George Furth - Arthur J. Foyt"

"Terry Bradshaw - Terry"

"My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time."

"Dean Martin - Jamie Blake"

"Farrah Fawcett - Pamela Glover"

"Sammy Davis Jr. - Fenderbaum"

"Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi"

"Roger Moore - Seymour Goldfarb, Jr."

"Mel Tillis - Mel"

"Of course you know certain skeptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations' most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio."