"[to Isabel, who is posing as Nicole, about Rusty Ryan] And tell him it's gonna cost him double. [pause] And tell him this thing is beautiful. And tell him I'm being a nice guy. And tell him he dresses like a gigolo. (on being asked if that is all) Yeah. No! Tell him—tell Rusty that having a sexy female assistant is such a terrible cliche. [Hangs up. Sexy female assistant emerges with Nagel's treo and brings him a coffee]"

"[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?"

"[to Rusty Ryan] I was asked to show some restraint. Otherwise, you would have gone out to your favorite car with all the 17 you own and as soon as you turn on the ignition--[car explodes] You got two weeks."

"[about Danny] Where is he, Tess? Where is... Mr. Diaz?"

"(to Linus Caldwell) If you are going to ask me a question give me some time to respond, unless the question is rhetorical in which case the answer is obvious, yes."

"(to Danny Ocean) 10:45, we all get arrested."

"[to Topher Grace] Geez, Topher, you don't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me."

"A doctor specializing in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream."

"Do I look 50 to you?"

"[watching "Happy Days" dubbed in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

"If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him."

"They're taking trains... They're taking banks and they're taking one piece of baggage!"

"Not that it matters, but most of it is true."

"Just for the fun of it!"

"You never met a pair like Butch and The Kid."

"Charles Dierkop - Flat Nose Curry"

"Ted Cassidy - Harvey Logan"

"Cloris Leachman - Whore"

"George Furth - Woodcock"

"Jeff Corey - Sheriff Ray Bledsoe"

"Strother Martin - Percy Garris"

"Katharine Ross - Etta Place"

"Robert Redford - Sundance Kid"

"Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy"

"Percy Garris: I'm not crazy; I'm just colorful. That's what happens when you live 10 years alone in Bolivia: you get colorful... [He is shot dead]"

"Sheriff Ray Bledsoe: You know, you should have let yourself get killed a long time ago when you had the chance. See, you may be the biggest thing that ever hit this area, but you're still two-bit outlaws. I never met a soul more affable than you, Butch, or faster than the Kid, but you're still nothing but two-bit outlaws on the dodge. It's over, don't you get that? Your time is over and you're gonna die bloody, and all you can do is choose where."

"The specialty of the house and it's still movin"

"Who are those guys?"

"Not to be a sore loser, but, when this is done if I'm dead, kill him."

"[Butch throws his bicycle away] The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

"Boy, y'know, every time I see 'Hole in the Wall' again, it's like seeing it fresh for the first time, and every time that happens, I keep asking myself the same question, 'How can I be so damn stupid as to keep comin' back here?'"

"One way or another, we all work for our vice."

"Dorothy Tree - May Emmerich"

"Marilyn Monroe - Angela Phinlay"

"Teresa Celli - Maria Ciavelli"

"Anthony Caruso - Louis Ciavelli"

"Barry Kelley - Det. Lt. Ditrich"