"Angela Merkel: [singing] My economists told me we'd be talking a week I said, darling, all these figures, to me it's all Greek Everybody, everywhere wants some money And they wonder why we Germans don't find things funny If you bail out a nation you expect a little gratitude But let me tell you, baby, all you get's a lot of attitude One long, never-ending economic wreck At the end of which is Germany signing every cheque I'm a honey with the money and, honey, it ain't funny When the honey with the money has to shell out all the money And it's funny how the countries that suddenly need the money And whose idea was the Eurozone? [Angela scats] Far, far, far on the autobahn [Angela scats] Neunundneunzig Luftballons The pain in Spain gives me a migraine They exploit us all in Portugal Go to Slovakia, they just attack-ia When you're hanging out with Putin, don't put your foot in, Or else Putin will put his boot in There's an inner Putin, Vladimir Putin Mamma Mia don't mess in Crimea Crimea, Crimea Cry me a river, what are you going to do? Birgit: Sing! Sing! Angela Merkel: I like soul and R&B Crowd: And Eurovision secretly Angela Merkel: I speak Russian fluently Crowd: Good accent apparently Angela Merkel: Got a degree in chemistry Crowd: At Leipzig University Angela Merkel: I've never taken LSD Crowd: But she drinks beer occasionally Angela Merkel: Favourite sandwich, BLT Angela Merkel: Her middle name is Dorothy Angela Merkel: Eins, zwei, drei, vier Get me an Uber over here Ja."

"Angela Merkel: [singing] I thought they were my friends I thought that we were cool Now I'm like the schlummy dummy no-one likes at school Behind my back they're laughing Especially the Brits They're like, "Angela, whatever." Those stupid Brexit shits On the refugees I acted The moment when I ask for help they all gang up on me All on my own Here I am All on my own Who gives a damn? Ratings at an all time low Oh, man, it makes me blue Oh, Birgit, baby, be a buddy Tell me vhat to do Birgit: Don't let those schweine get you down They do not have a clue You're the EU anchor EU banker That's why they hate you Angela Merkel: Too true! Birgit: We've always worked things out Since we were oh so small Angela Merkel: So small! Birgit: Dreaming of another life on the right side of the wall Angela Merkel: I used to be so va-va-voom It all was so light-hearted Now when I walk into a room it's like, "Mein Gott, who farted?" All on my own [Birgit: No, you're not, my Chancellorette. Here I am] All on my own [Birgit: Nein, nein. Here I am I give a damn] Up scheisse creek with no paddle They've brought me to my knees So now it's just the two of us Birgit: And a million refugees"

"Tracey Ullman as Various"

"Dave Goelz — "Pop-Eyed" Catfish / Wendell Porcupine / Will Possum"

"Eren Ozker — Gretchen Fox / Hetty Muskrat / Mrs. Mink / Old Lady Possum"

"Richard Hunt — Charlie Muskrat / Fred Lizard / George Rabbit"

"Jim Henson — Kermit the Frog / Harvey Beaver / Howard Snake / Mayor Harrison Fox"

"Frank Oz — Alice Otter (puppeteer) / Chuck Stoat"

"It's a Toe-Tapping Christmas in Frogtown Hollow!"

"Jerry Nelson — Emmet Otter / Doc Bullfrog / Melissa Rabbit / Stanley Weasel / Yancey Woodchuck"

"Marilyn Sokol — Alice Otter (voice)"

"A Merry Musical Treat For The Whole Family!"

"- Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti"

"- Bertram Gilfoyle"

"- Erlich Bachman"

"- Dinesh Chugtai"

"- Richard Hendriks"

"- Peter Gregory (Season 1)"

"- Donald "Jared" Dunn"

"Michael Greyeyes - Brett Woodard"

"Scott Shepherd - Harris James"

"Tory Kittles - Detective Thomas Papania"

"Josh Hopkins - Jim Dobkins"

"Ray Fisher - Henry Hays"

"Kevin Dunn - Major Ken Quesada"

"Stephen Dorff - Detective Roland West"

"Scoot McNairy - Tom Purcell"

"Mamie Gummer - Lucy Purcell"

"Jon Tenney - Alan Jones"

"Alexandra Daddario - Lisa Tragnetti"

"David Morse - Eliot Bezzarides"

"Michael Hyatt - Katherine Davis"

"Mahershala Ali - Detective Wayne Hays"

"Christopher James Baker - Blake Churchman"

"Carmen Ejogo - Amelia Reardon"

"Sarah Gadon - Elisa Montgomery"

"W. Earl Brown - Detective Teague Dixon"

"Afemo Omilani - Police Chief Holloway"

"Charles Halford - Reginald "Reggie" Ledoux"

"Like almost all the supporting characters on this show, the women were just sketches—occasionally naked ones—compared to our full-bodied detectives. The show’s major crimes involved endemic brutality against women and children, and victims is all that the women of this show remained, people against whom various wrongs were committed. No TV show has an obligation to be everything to everyone. True Detective is a series I admired and enjoyed, and its treatment of women is not even the thing that irked me most about the finale, which left a number of niggling questions unanswered and finished on a "let there be light" riff. But it’s worth lingering on True Detective’s woman problem in part because that problem is closely, if not intentionally, tied to the show’s massive success: When it comes to prestige TV, there has yet to be a downside to out-bro-ing yourself."

"Matthew McConaughey - Detective Rustin "Rust" Cohle"

"Rhys Wakefield - Freddy Burns"

"Michael Graziadei - Dan O'Brien"

"Woody Harrelson - Detective Martin "Marty" Hart"

"It was about the evil of men who treat women as lurid props, but the show treated women as lurid props."

"Taylor Kitsch - Officer Paul Woodrugh"

"Kelly Reilly - Jordan Semyon"

"Ritchie Coster - Mayor Austin Chassani"