"[sees a portrait of Batman carrying his dead body] Ah, good times. [sees his corpse being put into a crematorium for cremation] Ooh, crispy! I outgrew that body anyway. Trying to tell me something, Bats? I'm not dead! I've never been so alive! [comes upon his grave and the headpiece falls off] Oh, wait a minute. This… This isn't my grave. Oh, no, no, no, it's too small. It's all overgrown. Where's the head? It's... Oh, right. I get it. They forgot about me. Very funny, Bats, but it's not going to happen."

"This is how it happened. This is how the Joker died."

"When I get out of here, I'll write my name in blood on every street corner! I'll carve it on every corpse! I'll... I'll... NO ONE'S FORGETTING ME! Now, how do I get out of here?"

"So long, Bats! Hell of a ride, but I'm getting off!"

"You know, you almost had me scared back there! Me? Ha, ha! What have I got to be afraid of?"

"[upon his final defeat, being locked away in Batman's mind forever] NO, BRUCE! DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE!... I need you...!"

"[in his interview tapes] Right, okay. Riddlerbot memory formatted, adaptive AI algorithms uploaded, joints oiled. Now, ahem... give my creation LIFE! [no sound] ARGH! DAMMIT! Useless hunk of dead metal! Do you want to become a semi-automated theme park mannequin?! Because that's the fate in store for you!"

"[after being captured] Locked in here, surrounded by inferior minds... I can almost feel them sucking the intelligence out of me!"

"[after being captured] You must be so pleased with yourself. I expect that cowl-clad cranium is fit to burst!"

"[after being captured] Don't worry, Batman, I will come back from this. You see, I'm blessed with the capacity for self-improvement - sadly something you lack. It would be nice if your intellect could move beyond its bestial beginnings, but alas, taking the bat out of the cave is far easier than taking the cave out of the bat."

"[after Batman's unmasking] You may have everyone in here fooled with your little "Bruce Wayne" charade, but not me, Batman. You'll never fool me!"

"[to Professor Pyg] Please cease with these mindless inanities. It is beneath my brilliance to be cooped up with one so clearly insane."

"[to Azrael] Your faith in mindless superstition is as misplaced as your desire to emulate Gotham's overrated defender, you outdated eleventh century anachronism!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] I did it! I ACTUALLY DID IT...! I mean, of course I did. Good! As expected!"

"[in a "Game Over" screen] Now, to be fair, Catwoman, in cat years you had a very good run!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Well, well, well, would you Adam and Eve it! Bruce bloody Wayne and Batman. The two people I hate most in the world, standing right in front of me!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] I've never forgiven you, Wayne. The Cobblepots should be running this city, not your stinking family!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] My old man lost all that money and who did he take it out on? Muggin's here! Shipped me off to that poxy boarding school."

"[meeting Azrael in prison] Nobody said this was fancy dress!"

"[after being captured] How many times have we done this, Batman? You put us behind bars, only for us to escape. Your life is meaningless! A charade!"

"[after being captured] Satisfaction is short-lived. Enjoy it while you can, because the next time we meet... you die!"

"[after being captured] Feeling lucky, Batman? What do you say we flip a coin? Heads, we walk free."

"[after being captured] Sure you're on the right side of the bars, Batman? From where I'm standing, you look guilty as hell."

"[after being captured] They say time is the best judge. Well, the verdict's in, and Gotham's time is up!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Why bother with the mask, hero? You got nothing worth hiding now."

"[after Batman's unmasking] Maybe you should think about changing your face? I've got a few ideas..."

"[after Batman's unmasking] I wanted to help people, but Gotham wouldn't let me. Good men don't last here, Bruce. Not when everybody knows who they are."

"This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died."

"Civil unrest? There's a war in the streets, we don't have the manpower OR the equipment!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! The Circus of Strange is coming to a town near you! Never before has such a host of talented performers gathered in one place, to amaze and entertain! Be astounded by Big Top! Is it a man, is it a woman? Who knows, but I guarantee it's the most gigantically grotesque assortment of flesh you have ever seen! Be dumbfounded by the acrobatic oddity that is Siam! Stare open mouthed as these conjoined triplets defy the limits of the human body and its imagination! And last and by no means least, be stunned and horrified by the combustible wonder that is Phosphorus Rex! Folks, you gotta see it to believe it! Come and join us and you'll never look at the world the same way again!"

"Janosz, my dearest son, my perfect child, I make these recordings so you are not alone, so that you know daddy loves his son. Daddy loves his little Pyg! The circus has traveled far and we have brought joy to many sad people. They join us now like a big family, growing week by week! Now they feel no pain, they know nothing of misery. I call them my Dollotrons. To each new home, we move at night, finding a fresh patch of earth to inhabit. Secret places in forgotten parts of town, ugly wastelands where the locals stumble unawares into our candy-stripe tent. The Dollotrons are the first to greet them with open arms and perfect faces! The climax of the show is when I take them to see mother! Oh, I tell you, they are amazed by my imagination, confounded by my dexterity as each is transformed into a beautiful work of art! But, mother is hard to please! She wants more, always more, never satisfied, always driving me to work harder, to obtain perfection! And I will! Night has drawn its curtains yet again and the circus moves on, our numbers swollen, to a different patch of Earth. On the dark horizon, the building tops glimmer, the heat and smog of industry shroud the den of criminals and beasts. Gotham is her name! Janosz, I tell you, the circus has come home!"

"Pyg make it all better. Pain is just the body's way of saying thank you!"

"[singing] Pyg make you invincible! Perfect and invincible! Dollotron feel no pain!"

"Fix him, my darling! Make him perfect!"

"Pyg wants a hug! Pyg wants to feel the nails in his chest!"

"Oh mommy! Are you upset? Pyg tried his best, Pyg tried to help them!"

"It's not too late for you, Batman. Pyg is an artist! I can make a maiden from a monkey, a model from a miscreant... a beauty from a bat!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Bruce [grunts] Wayne! What a pretty man hiding in that suit, like a big present!"

"Fire is the gift - man's first and only triumph! We are fools who deny its power!"

"Fire is nature's way of clearing the path! Stand in its way, and you will be destroyed!"

"I've seen the answer, Batman, many times over! They commune with me! The flames... have you not been transfixed by their flickering light?"

"You think you've saved this city, Batman?! It will burn! All of it will burn!"

"Gotham needs to burn, Batman! You of all people should know that! It's shrouded in darkness... I just want to bring a little light!"

"[after Batman's unmasking] Rich or poor, it doesn't matter to me! Wayne Manor's next on my list when I get out!"

"You've found the Cheshire Cat, all grinning! Don't be fooled, don't think you're winning."

"The rabbit is gone. He's hopped away! I'm sure he only wants to play. Return the book, and then we'll find how little Alice lost her mind."

"Down and down the rabbit hole you fall, were madness rains from wall to wall."

"Through the rhyming words you tumble, where villains toil and psyches crumble."