"Oi, fish-face! [Davy Jones stares at the jar over his head in confusion] Loose something, eh? Scungeli! It- oh- [Jack Topples over down the deck's stairs, the crew cringes; he holds up the jar] Got it! [stands back up] Come to negotiate, eh, have you, ya slimy git? Look what I got! [sings childishly while the crew all exchange confused looks] I got a jar of di-irt! got a jar of di-irt! And guess what's inside it?"

"[Last line, to the Kraken] 'Ello, Beastie."

"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare? All your sins punished? I can offer you....an escape."

"Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up to the sky with hope! And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake...the Kraken!"

"I am the sea."

"Every man has a price which he is willing to accept. Even for that which he hopes never to sell."

"[After seeing a big slimy tentacle disappear into the ocean] KRAKEN!!!"

"Johnny Depp — Jack Sparrow"

"Orlando Bloom — William Turner"

"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth Swann"

"Bill Nighy — Davy Jones"

"Stellan Skarsgård — Bootstrap Bill Turner"

"You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here, there be monsters!"

"Gentlemen, my lady, you'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

"[after a cannonball from the Interceptor hits the Black Pearl] STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"

"Angus Barnett - Mullroy"

"Giles New - Murtogg"

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

"Damian O'Hare - Lt. Gillette"

"Mackenzie Crook - Ragetti"

"Lee Arenberg - Pintel"

"Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swann"

"Jack Davenport - James Norrington"

"Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann"