"Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?"

"[on the phone, after Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a flamethrower"?"

"Brian McNamara - Todd Young"

"The shack is back!"

"Chevy Chase - Ty Webb"

"Robert Stack - Chandler Young"

"Home of the rich and tasteless."

"Jonathan Silverman - Harry"

"Randy Quaid - Peter Blunt"

"Dyan Cannon - Elizabeth Pearce"

"Jessica Lundy - Kate Hartounian"

"[to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured."

"Chynna Phillips - Mary Frances 'Miffy' Young"

"Bibi Osterwald - Mrs. Pierpont"

"Anthony Mockus Sr. - Mr. Pierpont"

"Will Smith - Bagger Vance"

"Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh"

"Some Things Can't Be Learned. They Must Be Remembered."

"It Was Just A Moment Ago."

"Confused, broken... and unable to face a return to a hero's welcome... Junuh just disappeared... Hoping to forget... and to be forgotten..."

"Charlize Theron - Adele Invergordon"

"Your daddy is out sweeping streets because he took every last dime he had, and used it to pay up every man and woman he owed and every business who worked for him, instead of declaring bankruptcy like everyone else in town, including your best friend Wilbur Charles' dad, Raymond, which is why he's able to sit around all day long on his dignity! Your daddy stared adversity in the eye, Hardy. And he beat it back with a broom."

"Lane Smith - Grantland Rice"

"Joel Gretsch - Bobby Jones"

"Peter Gerety - Neskaloosa"

"J. Michael Moncrief - Hardy Greaves"

"I hear you lost your swing. I guess we got to go find it."

"Yeah, I always felt a man's grip on his club just like a man's grip on his world..."

"Yep... Inside each and every one of us is one true authentic swing... Something we was born with... Something that's ours and ours alone... Something that can't be taught to you or learned... Something that got to be remembered... Over time the world can, rob us of that swing... It get buried inside us under all our would haves and could haves and should haves... Some folk even forget what their swing was like..."

"Don't worry about hitting the ball or where it goes, just swing the club, feel the club."

"Bruce McGill - Walter Hagen"

"Jack Lemmon (uncredited) - Narrator / Old Hardy Greaves"

"Wilbur Fitzgerald - Roy"

"I heard my dad say that you won every golf tournament there ever was in the South and how you hit a drive so long that they made you stop playing for 20 minutes just to measure it for a record... and how you used to swing righty, but you were in the woods once by this tree so there was no room to swing righty... so you borrowed somebody's lefty club and hit the ball six inches from the hole..."

"E. Roger Mitchell - Aaron"

"Lou Myers - Clint"

"Richard Lineback - Curt"

"Rex Linn - Dewey"

"George Perez - Jose"