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"Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge."
"Gun on the waistline, leave you in the wasteland."
"Hammer in the Louie Duff, take a nigga bitch, she gave me brain till I knew enough."
"Lock the CEO up, and I'm the CEO Fuck, prison in February and I ain't in no rush."
"Take a nigga bitch she ride my dick like she's cycling. Now she can’t walk, run, or jump like white men."
"Versatile as fuck I switch it up like Dennis Rodman dome."
"Out on bail work on the scale, put some change on your head, boy you on sale"
"All black fo' fo' do you want foplay?"
"Ain't nobody fuckin with me, first degree murder you can get your degree muthafucka"
"Uh, bitch I’m not old news, I’m more like gold shoes She eat my whole dick, she like Whole Foods"
"It's YMCMB the fuckin alpha and omega The Presidential Double R I call it Ronald Reagan"
"I beg your pardon I egg your noggin got nina up in my glove compartment. I'm Tunechi, I do me, smoke doobies, tote uzi's"
"Choppa knock yo face off, black shades Ray Charles I got bars nigga and it's happy hour"
"Tunchi in this bitch everybody should be worried It's okay if you turn up just don't turn off my lightyears"
"I threw some bad bitches on my private jet, if they don't wanna fuck give em parachutes"
"The bad news is I’m an epileptic. I’m prone to seizures. This isn’t my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure. I’ve had a bunch of seizures, ya’ll just never hear about them. But this time it got real bad ’cause I had three of them in a row and on the third one, my heart rate went down to like 30 percent. Basically, I could’ve died, so that is why it was so serious....But the reason being for the seizures is just plain stress, no rest, overworking myself. That’s just typical me though."
"Stomp a nigga ass out in these numbah 4 Jorndans"
"I got a scope on the barrel thats a hammer with a camera"
"If you care about what people think you'll never live."
"Lil' Wayne's thanking God is equivalent to a strip club patron thanking God for providing women to objectify and dehumanize, or a prostitute thanking God that she has the ability to destroy her dignity to pay bills."
"I'm feeling, you know? Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy. You dig, what I'm saying? I love T.I., Ludacris. You know what I'm saying? I'm feeling cats like that, that take time to go in the studio and really write something."
"Fresh out the bank, it's the Birdman Junior, money too long. Teachers, put away your rulers."
"A millionaire! I'm a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair. My criteria, compared to your career? Just isn't fair."
"Bitch, I'm the bomb. Like, tick-tick."
"I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target. Hip hop is my supermarket; shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists."
"When I'm at the bottom, she's Hillary Rodham!"
"I pay these niggas with a reality check"
"And the weed loud, like a lion's roar."
"Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus."
"Real nigga, nigga proud of what I am"
"Knock me I'll knock your face of, life’s a crazy bitch, Grace Jones."
"Imma, blunt blowin, polo draws showin, I don't give a lovely mothafuck ass nigga."
"If time is money, I'm an hour past paid."
"All hail Weezy, call it bad weather"
"Stunta I got em' I’m back on them bitches!"
"They say we learn from mistakes, that’s why they mistake me."
"Tranquilizer in tha trunk put yo ass to sleep man, Birdman Junior got the world in my wingspan."
"How you niggas want it? have it yo way burger king."
"Young Money militia and I am the commissioner. You ain't gotta say Weezy cause the "F" is for finisha."
"You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money."
"Fuck ya'll with a sick dick semiautomatic no click click."
"Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement."
"Money on my mind, Money money on my mental."
"Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike."
"Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking."
"I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin."
"They cannot see me, they are like Stevie."
"Big stacks, my pockets on creatine."
"I'm so motherfucking high I could eat a star."
"Top peeled back like the skin of a potato."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!