Game Shows

"Barry Cryer: "Sorry, I started without you.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "There's something different about you. You're so...alive!""

"Rob Brydon: "I, I love the colourful clothes she wears, and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair...""

"Rory Bremner: [as Bob Dylan] "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me...""

"Rob Brydon: "Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue...""

"Rob Brydon: "Listen to the ground, there is music all around...""

"Rob Brydon: "If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint you?""

"Rob Brydon: "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar...""

"Tony Hawks: "Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone...""

"Pippa Evans: "I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night...""

"Pippa Evans: "If you see our favourite sign at the sign of the road, it says '15 miles to the LOOOOVE SHAAACK'...""

"Miles Jupp: "Mmmbop, bop-da-doo-wop, doo-waa mmmbop, ba-ba-ba doo-wa, doo-waa mmmbop...""

"Pippa Evans: "Grt your motor runnin', head out on the highway...""

"Pippa Evans: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a...""

"Miles Jupp: "Round, round, get around, I get around yeah, get around, woah, I get around...""

"Rory Bremner: "One two three o'clock, four o'clock rock, five six seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock...""

"Jo Brand: "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...""

"David Mitchell: "In the last programme in our Pottery Season, we'll be showing you how to finish off the outsides of plates or bowls in A Guide to Rimming.""

"Tony Hawks: "Well since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell...""

"Tony Hawks: "It's been seven hours and fifteen days...""

"Tony Hawks: "I can't give you anything but my love...""

"Henning Wehn: "I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told..." [Breaks into laughter]"

"Henning Wehn: [In a singing voice comparable with that of Jeremy Hardy] "You must remember this...""

"Henning Wehn: "I can tell by your eyes that you've probably been crying forever...""

"Tony Hawks: "She was just seventeen, well you know what I mean...""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where the wedding has been...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "I could have danced all night...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "Knowing me, knowing you...""

"Jeremy Hardy: "The Land That Time Put In A Safe Place.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Second Homes Under the Hammer.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "Doe - a deer, a female deer...""

"Miles Jupp: "Girl, you really got me now...""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Channel 4 at ten tonight, a documentary on how irritating members of the Royal Family refuse to leave their private jet. That is The Reigning Pain Stays Mainly on the Plane.""

"Tony Hawks: "It ain't no big thing...""

"Graeme Garden: "I thought I'd surprise you with my melon balls.""

"Fred MacAulay: "I sneaked in the exit during the interval.""

"John Finnemore: "I Know What You Did, Donna Summer""

"Tony Hawks: "Some Like It Hot, Hot, Hot""

"Barry Cryer: "Village People of the Damned""

"Tony Hawks: "Chariots of Earth, Wind and Fire""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "How Deep is Your Love in the Time of Cholera""

"John Finnemore: "Dial 'Boney M' for Murder""

"Barry Cryer: "Peter Pan's People""

"Tony Hawks: "Eee, Tea!""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "There's Summat Abaht Mary""

"Barry Cryer: "From Hull to Eternity""

"Caroline Quentin: "About a Boycott""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Castleford Tigers, Hidden Dragon""

"Tony Hawks: "Ey-Up, Pompeii""