French Films

"Yeeaah, boy!"

"Wa'ssup, niggas?"

"[to David when he complains about the window] You did that, you twat!"

"Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"

"[When Ed says he's sorry and Shaun smells his farts] Oh my god, that is rotten!"

"[Ed points out that Pete is in the bar.] Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"

"[When about to attack a zombified John] Okay, John. It's time at the bar!"

"[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] PETE! I SAID, LEAVE HIM ALONE! [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]"

"Would anyone like... a peanut?"

"(after Ed gives him a beer) Thanks Babe."

"[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"

"What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)"

"[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and – ah – later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.(A reference to The Evil Dead)."

"How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

"[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!"

"[repeated line, about his copy of Man Parrish's "Hip Hop Be-Bop"] That was the second album I ever bought!"

"[Response to David.] GET FUCKED, FOUR-EYES!"

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about."

"This is where mechanical excellence and 1,400 horsepower pays off."

"Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez - porn stars"

"(voice only) - Forewoman"

"as Guard Mike"

"Henry Rollins - Guard Henry"

"- Steve "V""

"Al Garrett - Carl"

"- Phil, a mechanic"

"Richard Pryor - Arnie"

"Lucy Butler - Candace Dayton, Pete's mother"

"- Bill Dayton, Pete's father"

"- The Mystery Man"

"- Mr. Eddy/Dick Laurent"

"- Pete Dayton"

"- Renee Madison/Alice Wakefield"

"- Fred Madison"

"Dick Laurent is dead..."

"You and me, mister, we can sure out-ugly them sumbitches, can't we?"

"[while beating a tailgater] Don't tailgate! Don't you ever tailgate! Do you know how much space is needed to stop a car traveling at 35 miles per hour? Six car lengths! Six fuckin' car lengths! That's a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! If I had to stop suddenly, you woulda hit me! I want you to get a fuckin' driver's manual, and I want you to study that motherfucker! And I want you to obey the the goddamn rules of the road! Fifty-fuckin' thousand people were killed on the highways last year 'cause of fuckin' assholes like you! Tell me you're gonna get a manual!"

"Boy, that's smooth. Smooth as shit off a duck's ass!"

"Mark McCracken - Capt. Ed "Too Tall" Freeman"

"Lyndon Johnson - himself (archive footage)"

"Simbi Khali - Alma Givens"

"Bellamy Young - Catherine Metsker"

"Luke Benward - David Moore, Hal & Julia's son"

"Sloane Momsen - Cecile Moore, Hal & Julia's daughter"

"Taylor Momsen - Julie Moore, Hal & Julia's daughter"

"Devon Werkheiser - Steve Moore, Hal & Julia's son"

"Josh McLaurin - Greg Moore, Hal & Julia's son"

"Dylan Walsh - Capt. Robert Edwards"

"Erik MacArthur - Sp4 Russell Adams"

"Blake Heron - Sp4 Galen Bungum"