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April 10, 2026
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"If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination."
"When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?"
"Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you."
"Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?"
"Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!"
""What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!"
"Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look."
"Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down."
""Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old."
""Hard work keeps you healthy..."
"But getting up early makes me sick!"
"The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…"
"In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got."
""Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!"
""Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle ."
""Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy."
""Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!"
"Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…"
""If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose."
"Love, is like a pimple: without warning, it blows up in your face. Splat!"
""Always be polite to strangers...they might end up being your inlaws."
"Fred's head - the official website"
"Animated cartoon"
"You should always see a guy in a bathing suit before you decide to go out with him!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!