"Your Majesties, Excellencies, I am only a poor monk. I know nothing of strategies or plans of attack. But I do know that Vienna represents the survival of Christianity. I know that if you have faith, you will win. If you remain united, you will win. So if the King of Poland says he knows how to win this battle, let him explain it to us."

"Alicja Bachleda-Curuś — Eleonore of Austria"

"Jerzy Skolimowski — John III Sobieski"

"Enrico Lo Verso — Kara Mustafa Pasha"

"F. Murray Abraham — Marco d'Aviano"

"A Battle of Blood and Steel"

"Gayle Hunnicutt - Susan"

"Never stand still when you run and never run in a straight line. That's ithe first thing Cross taught me. Cross is an organizer. He plans down to the finest margin of error. You can't follow his mistakes, so you follow his skill."

"When Scorpio wants you... there is no place to hide!"

"The most incredible manhunt of them all!"

"...Code Name for a Killer!"

"Burt Lancaster - Cross"

"Alain Delon - Jean Laurier / Scorpio"

"Paul Scofield - Zharkov"

"John Colicos - McLeod"

"J.D. Cannon - Filchock"

"Joanne Linville - Sarah"

"Mel Stewart - Pick"

"Vladek Sheybal - Zemetkin"

"Mary Maude - Anne"

"Jack Colvin - Thief"

"James Sikking - Harris"

"William Smithers - Mitchell"

"Burke Byrnes - Morrison"

"Shmuel Rodensky - Lang"

"Celeste Yarnall - Helen Thomas"

"One more thing for your education. The more a man tells you, the more dangerous you become to him. And the more dangerous you become, the shorter the options on your future."

"David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter"

"Paul Benedict - Dr. Necessiter's butler"

"George Furth - Timon"

"Peter Hobbs - Dr. Brandon"

"Earl Boen - Dr. Felix Conrad"

"Randi Brooks - Fran"

"James Cromwell - realtor"

"Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen"

"Estelle Reiner - tourist in elevator"

"Merv Griffin - himself"

"Jeffrey Combs - Dr. Jones"

"Sissy Spacek - Anne Uumellmahaye (voice; uncredited)"

"[After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…] I never knew it could be like that! [sighs] So… so… professional!"

"Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict"

"[Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat] Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! [He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.] Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!"

"Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr"

"Steve Martin Is A World Famous Surgeon. He Invented Screw Top, Zip Lock Brain Surgery. Trust Him."

"DANGER: HEALTH WARNING: Watching This Movie May Cause Severe Brain Damage"

"So funny you'll laugh your head off."