The Man with Two Brains

"[Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat] Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! [He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.] Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!"

"[After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…] I never knew it could be like that! [sighs] So… so… professional!"

"So funny you'll laugh your head off."

"DANGER: HEALTH WARNING: Watching This Movie May Cause Severe Brain Damage"

"Steve Martin Is A World Famous Surgeon. He Invented Screw Top, Zip Lock Brain Surgery. Trust Him."

"Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr"

"Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict"

"David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter"

"Paul Benedict - Dr. Necessiter's butler"

"George Furth - Timon"

"Peter Hobbs - Dr. Brandon"

"Earl Boen - Dr. Felix Conrad"

"Randi Brooks - Fran"

"James Cromwell - realtor"

"Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen"

"Estelle Reiner - tourist in elevator"

"Merv Griffin - himself"

"Jeffrey Combs - Dr. Jones"

"Sissy Spacek - Anne Uumellmahaye (voice; uncredited)"