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"You see! Already you want to impose your will. You want to dominate me. I'd be a fool to let any man do that again."
"[to David] I did not save you for others, strange one. You're mine. Mine alone. Think on this."
"Judy Landon — Eras"
"Kyle Gass - Zaftig the Eunuch"
"Meet your ancestors"
"This June Evolution Begins"
"Jack Black - Zed"
"Michael Cera - Oh"
"Olivia Wilde - Princess Inanna"
"June Diane Raphael - Maya"
"David Cross - Cain"
"Gabriel Sunday - Seth"
"Paul Rudd - Abel"
"Juno Temple - Eema"
"Matthew J. Willig - Marlak"
"Horatio Sanz - Enmebaragesi"
"Oliver Platt - High Priest"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Issac"
"Eden Riegel - Lilith"
"Hank Azaria - Abraham"
"Bill Hader - Shaman"
"Vinnie Jones - Sargon"
"Harold Ramis - Adam"
"Rhoda Griffis - Eve"
"Xander Berkeley - The King"
"Gia Carides - The Queen"
"Paul Scheer - Bricklayer"
"David Pasquesi - Prime Minister"
"Marshall Manesh - Slave Trader"
"Bryan Massey - New Guard"
"Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem)"
"[to Fred about getting a job as a vice president] That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you."
"Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm keeps saying his own name)"
"Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow."
"[The adoption agent shows them a monkey] Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own."
"[repeated line] Yabba-dabba-doo!"
"[confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes] Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface". [Pounds his fist into his hand]"
"[Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?"
"[Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours."
"[Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?"
"Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! [The dictabird repeats what he says] Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember."
"Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. [he picks up a model house] I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?"
"Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Thanks, pal!"
"[Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup."
"[Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do."
"Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble"
"John Goodman - Fred Flintstone"
"Yabba-dabba-doo it!"
"Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
"Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!