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"Jane Adams - Dr. Phyllis Sheeler"
"Kevin Tighe and Dana Ivey - Mr. and Mrs. Crisp"
"Jason Ritter - Martin Brockett"
"Elisabeth Moss - Katie Brockett"
"Robert Stack - Himself"
"Simon Helberg - College Roommate"
"Originally I had non-military purposes in mind. I designed it as a marital aid."
"[sees Number 5 in her truck at night] Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it!"
"[repeated line] Newton Crosby, Ph.D.!"
"Hey, Laser Lips! your mama was a Snow Blower! [blows a raspberry]"
"Colt 45, semi-automatic. [crushes gun] Clay dough."
"Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass!"
"Disassemble! [in mock-Italian accent] Frankie, ya broke the unwritten law. Ya ratted on your friends. You do that, Frankie, your enemies don't respect ya. You got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie. [normal voice] Pretty good, huh?"
"Squash, dead. Disassemble, dead. Disassemble...! [panics] DEAD!! No disassemble!"
"[tells a joke to Number 5] There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf, and they're trying to decide how much to give to charity. So the priest says, "We'll draw a circle on the ground, we'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we give to charity." The minister says, "No. We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No, no, no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!""
"Eat my dust, Newton Crosby. Let us break wind! [retreats]"
"The thing that makes it so relevant is that we live in this age of robots, particularly when it comes to war. We have drones that do our fighting for us, do all these jobs men and women don’t want to do. And that’s what makes this so interesting—things like this moment in the story when [Number 5] realizes he’s going to be disassembled and contemplates death, and whether it’s right to terminate someone else. … These are heavy themes for a family movie. But I think they can have their place."
"My personal theory is that he is this babe in the woods with a real problem. I think he resonates in the way that a really good kid film…I think he resonates because he’s like a little kid, and he has this enormous problem because people are trying to kill him, and his problem is that he can’t convince him that he’s alive. That’s my feeling, is that kids relate to Johnny 5 because he’s got this problem and nobody will listen to him and I think that’s how kids feel."
"Something wonderful has happened...No. 5 is alive."
"Life is not a malfunction."
"Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck"
"Steve Guttenberg - Newton Crosby"
"Fisher Stevens - Ben Jabituya"
"Austin Pendleton - Dr. Howard Marner"
"G. W. Bailey - Captain Skroeder"
"Tim Blaney - Number 5 (voice)"
"Brian McNamara - Frank"
"Marvin J. McIntyre - Duke"
"John Garber - Otis"
"Penny Santon - Mrs. Cepeda"
"Vernon Weddle - General Washburne"
"Barbara Tarbuck - Senator Mills"
"John Badham - Cameraman (uncredited)"
"Attractive. Nice software!"
"[repeated line] Input! [sometimes] More!"
"Malfunction! Need input!"
"Number 5... is alive!"
"Remone Bradley - Erwin"
"Anthony Wong - Tom"
"Zachary Marsh - Nick"
"Bethany Allyn - Catherine"
"Haley Urman - Courtney"
"Emily Ann Lloyd - Jennifer"
"Tina Hart - Dorothy"
"Odette Yustman - Rosa"
"Amber Reaves - Mary"
"Ross Malinger - Harvey"
"Nicole Nagorsky - Heather"
"Adam Wylie - Larry"
"James Chance - Matthew"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!