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"Mandy Park: [seeing how large Adam has gotten] There is no way I'm changing those diapers."
"Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski"
"Marcia Strassman - Diane Szalinski"
"Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski"
"John Shea - Dr. Charles Hendrickson"
"Lloyd Bridges - Clifford Sterling"
"Keri Russell - Mandy Park"
"Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski"
"Ron Canada - Marshall Brooks"
"Joshua & Daniel Shalikar - Adam Szalinski"
"Gregory Sierra - Terence Wheeler"
"Leslie Neale - Constance Winters"
"Julia Sweeney - Nosey Neighbor"
"Sammy - Quark"
"John C. Reilly - John Finnegan"
"Philip Baker Hall - Sydney Brown"
"If you stay in the game long enough, you'll see everything, win everything, and lose everything."
"When good luck is a long shot, you have to hedge your bets."
"I will fuck you up if you fuck with me, OK? I know three kinds of Karate: Jujitsu, Aikido, and regular Karate."
"Never ignore a man's courtesy."
"Melora Walters - Jimmy's Girl"
"Robert Ridgely - Keno Manager"
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Craps player"
"Samuel L. Jackson - Jimmy"
"Gwyneth Paltrow - Clementine"
"Twenty hours without rest and still no enemy. In the blistering desert heat, Jim and Joe plan their next attack. Find the Beast and kill him. Kill, or be killed. Man's inhumanity to man."
"Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast."
"Boys from the city. Not yet caught by the whirlwind of Progress. Feed soda pop to the thirsty pigs."
"Always on the prowl. Looking for something or somebody to kill. Quench the killer's thirst."
"Nothing bothers some people, not even flying saucers."
"A man runs, someone shoots at him."
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"
"Alan Francis - Art Radcliffe"
"Ronald Francis - Randy Radcliffe"
"Larry Aten - Joe Dobson"
"Bing Stafford - Jim Archer"
"Barbara Francis - Lois Radcliffe"
"Douglas Mellor - Hank Radcliffe"
"Anthony Cardoza - KGB Driver / Helpful Neighbor"
"Coleman Francis - Narrator"
"Tor Johnson - Joseph Javorsky / The Beast"
"Well, doctors can't help her. Maybe angels, but not doctors."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!