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"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."
"Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!"
"Tina, come get some ham!"
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"
"You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?"
"What the heck are you even talking about?"
"[to Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do."
"[to Deb] I like your sleeves...they're real big."
"Are you guys having a killer time?"
"[to Trisha over the phone] Really? It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
"[while hitting a tetherball repeatedly] [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes!"
"[to Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."
"Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff."
"Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals."
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"[looks at a wig] That one looks like a medieval warrior."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!