"Dusty: I told you, Wolf. The only way to make this picture is to have twelve different camera angles with birds flying around. Oh, and by the by, Confucius say, uh... KA-STANG! You're busted!"

"Bonnie Hunt as Kate Baker"

"Piper Perabo as Nora Baker"

"Tom Welling as Charlie Baker"

"Hilary Duff as Lorraine Baker"

"Kevin Schmidt as Henry Baker"

"Alyson Stoner as Sarah Baker"

"Jacob Smith as Jake Baker"

"Forrest Landis as Mark Baker"

"Liliana Mumy as Jessica Baker"

"Morgan York as Kim Baker"

"Blake Woodruff as Mike Baker"

"Brent Kinsman as Nigel Baker"

"Shane Kinsman as Kyle Baker"

"Paula Marshall as Tina Shenk"

"Alan Ruck as Bill Shenk"

"Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dylan Shenk"

"Richard Jenkins as Shake McGuire"

"Ashton Kutcher as Hank"

"Tiffany Dupont as Beth"

"Cody Linley as Quinn"

"Jared Padalecki as an unnamed bully"

"Dax Shepard as a member of the camera crew"

"Regis Philbin as Himself"

"Kelly Ripa as Herself"

"Frank Welker as Gunner (voice)"

"Steve Martin as Tom Baker"