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"Hurt people hurt people."
"Ben Stiller - Roger Greenberg"
"Greta Gerwig - Florence Marr"
"Rhys Ifans - Ivan Schrank"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Beth"
"Merritt Wever - Gina"
"Chris Messina - Phillip Greenberg, Roger's brother"
"Brie Larson - Sara"
"Juno Temple - Muriel"
"Mark Duplass - Eric Beller"
"Dave Franco - Rich"
"Jake Paltrow - Johno"
"He's not ugly. He's completely unattractive."
"What was it about Dad that had us fucking so many guys?"
"I haven't had that thing yet, where you realize that you're not the most important person in the world."
"I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles."
"Nicole Kidman - Margot"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline"
"Jack Black - Malcolm"
"John Turturro - Jim"
"Ciarán Hinds - Dick Koosman"
"Seth Barrish - Toby"
"Michael Cullen - Mr. Volger"
"Enid Graham - Mrs. Volger"
"Zane Pais - Claude"
"Flora Cross - Ingrid"
"What I used to be able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life."
"Noah Baumbach - Danny"
"Cara Buono - Kate"
"Perrey Reeves - Amy"
"Kaela Dobkin - Audra"
"Dean Cameron - Zach"
"Marissa Ribisi - Charlotte"
"Elliott Gould - Grover's Dad"
"Parker Posey - Miami"
"Jason Wiles - Skippy"
"Eric Stoltz - Chet"
"Chris Eigeman - Max"
"Carlos Jacott - Otis"
"Olivia d'Abo - Jane"
"Josh Hamilton - Grover"
"If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini."
"[to Miami] I begged you not to get off Prozac."
"You know, despite my efforts, my intense efforts to do nothing... things happen anyway."
"[to Chet] I like that you drink. I like a bartender who drinks. Otherwise I feel like I'm being poisoned."
"You know, even though all 618 of us were wearing caps and gowns out there today, I couldn't help but think it was a coincidence that we were both wearing black."
"I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events."
"What about me? You've got enough friends, a new one is bad for you. You start spreading your affection around and it runs thin, believe me."
"[to Grover, at the airport, about Otis] This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!