"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"

"People don't get soft in prison."

"I can't hit a girl."

"I'll let fate decide what to do with you. If the police don't get you, the other Chinese families will. Do what you will, Father, but this time, no one will go to prison for you."

"Dang! That's some cold shit!"

"Sorry, Romeo, but you gotta die."

"Like I told your punk ass before: I ain't selling shit."

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people."

"Some you win;.....and Dim Sum, You Lose..."

"Where my drink, man?"

"Trust me babe, if I say there is caviar in the hills, You bring the crackers"

"Trish, I'm gonna find your Aaliyah-looking ass, I know where you work at!"

"Name's Maurice....Bitch!"

"Hey Dimsum, You's a real funny man."

"Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!"

"I can take care of myself."

"For you, killing your son was like running a over a dog in the street. Just something in your way."

"You missed me? I'm gonna miss you when my father finds out you're here."

"Here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live."

"You're not only one who knows some shit"

"So, Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?"

"Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M..."

"Do I know you?"

"Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like crap"

"I'd have to see that."

"Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl is kicking your ass you do not have to be a gentleman."

"Great country. Free cars."