"I found out the way your mind works and the kind of man you are. I know your plans and expectations - you've burbled every bit of strategy you've got. I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won't, and I've told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that's what winning looks like!"

"When the king is off his arse, nobody sleeps!"

"I'm vilifying you, for God's sake — pay attention!"

"What shall we hang — the holly, or each other?"

"I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be king, alive, and 50 all at once."

"In my time I've known contessas, milkmaids, courtesans and novices, whores, gypsies, jades, and little boys, but nowhere in God's western world have I found anyone to love but you."

"Mark Linn-Baker - Tim Allgood"

"Denholm Elliott - Selsdon Mowbray (and The Burglar) (final film role)"

"Marilu Henner -Belinda Blair (and Flavia Brent)"

"Nicollette Sheridan - Brooke Ashton (and Vicki)"

"Christopher Reeve - Frederick Dallas (and Phillip Brent)"

"John Ritter - Garry Lejeune (and Roger Tramplemain)"

"Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes"

"Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley (and Mrs. Clackett)"

"The comedy where everyone gets caught in the act!"

"You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't fuck the interns. They get you for that."

"Michael Mantell - Ted Pullman"

"Gregory Itzin - Jack Stearns"

"Jennifer Ehle - Cindy Morris"

"Max Minghella - Ben Harpen"

"Jeffrey Wright - Franklin Thompson"

"Marisa Tomei - Ida Horowicz"

"I'm not a Christian. I'm not an atheist. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Muslim. My religion, what I believe in is called the Constitution of United States of America."

"Evan Rachel Wood - Molly Stearns"

"Paul Giamatti - Tom Duffy"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Paul Zara"

"George Clooney - Mike Morris"

"Ryan Gosling - Stephen Meyers"

"All the reporters love you. Even the reporters that hate you still love you."

"[to Stephen Meyers] I really want to fuck you. That's kind of a slutty thing for me to say, huh?"

"Jewel: Honey, we see everything in this profession, but one thing I ain't never seen - man or woman - is a grown-up."

"Ted Gehring - Sheriff Chapman"

"Kenneth White - Sheriff Jack Roy Wallace"

"Paula Shaw - Wulla Jean"

"Bobby Fite - Dulcie Mae's son"

"Mickey Jones - Henry"

"Helen Kleeb - Dora"

"Donald F. Colson - Jeff Gerald"

"Howard K. Smith - himself"

"Mary Louise Wilson - Miss Modene Ennis"

"Mary Jo Catlett - Rita Crowell"

"Ken Magee - Mansel"

"Barry Corbin - C.J. Vernon"

"Raleigh Bond - Mayor Rufus P. Poindexter"

"Robert Mandan - Senator Charles Wingwood"