Films About Wizards

"One Ring to rule them all."

"The Legend Comes to Life"

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."

"Fate Has Chosen Him. A Fellowship Will Protect Him. Evil Will Hunt Them."

"Middle-earth comes to life..."

"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."

"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."

"Power can be held in the smallest of things..."

"Its power corrupts all who desire it. Only one has the will to resist it. A Fellowship of Nine must destroy it."

"Elijah Wood - Frodo Baggins"

"Ian McKellen - Gandalf the Grey"

"Liv Tyler - Arwen Undómiel"

"Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn / Strider"

"Sean Astin - Samwise Gamgee"

"Cate Blanchett - Lady Galadriel"

"John Rhys-Davies - Gimli"

"Billy Boyd - Pippin Took"

"Dominic Monaghan - Merry Brandybuck"

"Orlando Bloom - Legolas"

"Christopher Lee - Saruman the White"

"Hugo Weaving - Lord Elrond"

"Sean Bean - Boromir"

"Ian Holm - Bilbo Baggins"

"Andy Serkis - Sméagol / Gollum"

"Marton Csokas - Celeborn"

"Lawrence Makoare - Lurtz"

"Bret McKenzie - Figwit"

"Carole Jeghers - Animals' vocal effects"

"(as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled) Whoa, Stifler's mom!"

"Kevin McDonald - Harry Potter"

"David Carradine - Museum Curator"

"Fred Willard - Aslo"

"Carmen Electra - Mystique"

"Darrell Hammond - Captain Jack Swallows"

"Héctor Jiménez - Mr. Tumnus"

"Tony Cox - Bink"

"Crispin Glover - Willy"

"Faune A. Chambers - Susan Pervertski"

"Jayma Mays - Lucy Pervertski"

"Jennifer Coolidge - White Bitch"

"Adam Campbell - Peter Pervertski"

"Kal Penn - Edward Pervertski"

"We Know It's Big. We Measured."

"White Bitch: (trying to read) The... keeds... have... esca-puh-duh."

"Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!"

"Paris Hilton look-alike: I'm so hot. (yells as she gets crushed by Susan, who was thrown off the plane)"

"White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids."

"Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name-a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending! (the water wheel runs over the orphans) Not!"

"Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Shit, bitch, I'm always yelling! I'm Samuel god damn Jackson!"

"Kanye West look-alike: (while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus) The White Bitch doesn't care about black people."