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"Steve Vidler - Department Director Ansell"
"Kate Beahan - Jo Buckley"
"David Wenham - Ranger Sam Flynn"
"G'day! I'm Steve Irwin! You might know me as the Crocodile Hunter! Have a look at this little beauty, will ya? [appears at the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios logo] This is an African lion! Oh, I'm in no danger, he's become a Hollywood lion! He's been sitting in this MGM logo for 77 years! Tough job, mate. Of course, in my new movie, The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, we make this bloke look like a real pussycat! Yeah, the lion may be the apex predator in Africa, but in Australia, crocs rule! Everything about Collision Course is big, REAL BIG! But there's one big problem... [to the Lion] It's you, mate! He's too tame! Come on, get out of there ya little devil! [a crocodile now appears in the MGM logo] Crikey! Now that's more like it! Steady, mate, steady..."
"You know, those army blokes seemed pretty upset about their metal ball. They reckoned it was real valuable. Of all the gear those blokes get to play with, you'd think a kid's top would be the last thing they'd need. And that grumpy rancher has joined the Fauna and Fisheries Department as a volunteer. But she's still having a little bit of trouble dealing with crocodiles. And check this out. The US government gave us those two pesky poachers to work at Australia Zoo for nothing! And I reckon, after I give them a full Steve-o education, we'll be able to return them back to the wild where they belong. And that crocodile's happy. Real happy. He's now got himself a couple of gorgeous- looking Sheilas. Well, we're back to our adventure. See ya."
"Timothy Bottoms - U.S. President George W. Bush"
"Kenneth Ransom - Vaughn Archer"
"Steve Bastoni - Deputy Director Reynolds"
"This Summer Crocs Rule"
"His First Big-Screen Adventure!"
"It's CROC savin' time!"
"A lot of people think that snakes are evil, ugly monsters that cruise around killing people."
"Robert Coleby - Dr. Weinberger"
"Our job is to locate the croc, jump it, try and get it into the boat and then relocate it into a section of the river where it'll never run into a conflict with people again. Now, it's not the croc's fault. He doesn't come into our swimming pool. We're actually going into his. They're apex predators right at the top of the food chain and without crocodiles, the whole ecosystem would suffer. We've got to catch this croc. Otherwise, they'll shoot it dead and turn it into boots, bags and belts."
"Lachy Hulme - Robert Wheeler"
"[on the phone] You mean that guy in the Khaki Shorts? That dude from the Discovery Channel?"
"Terri Irwin – Herself"
"Aden Young - Ron Buckwhiler"
"Magda Szubanski - Brozzie Drewitt"
"Steve Irwin – Himself"
"The two blokes look like they've never been out of an office. The girl might chip a fingernail if she's not careful."
"Steve's been catching crocodiles this way with his dad since he was a small boy. But the real dangerous part is judging the size of the croc before jumping it."
"[in Spanish] Time to meet God."
"[shoots Kate in her bulletproof vest] Don't ever point a gun at me again."
"You're asking me how a watch works. For now we'll just keep an eye on the time."
"The word Sicario comes from the zealots of Jerusalem, killers who hunted the Romans who invaded their homeland. In Mexico, Sicario means hitman."
"Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand."
"You look like a little girl when you're scared."
"Hank Rogerson - Phil Coopers"
"Bernardo Saracino - Manuel DÃaz"
"Raoul Trujillo - Rafael"
"Maximiliano Hernández - Silvio"
"Josh Brolin - Matt Graver"
"Benicio del Toro - Alejandro Gillick"
"Daniel Kaluuya - Reggie Wayne"
"Edgar Arreola - Guillermo"
"Victor Garber - FBI Supervisory Special Agent Dave Jennings"
"Fausto Alarcon "El Verdugo". Every day across that border, people are kidnapped or killed by his hand or with his blessing. To find him would be like discovering a vaccine. You understand the value of that?"
"[after interrogating Ted] You know what the beauty is of you being so beat to a pulp? 'Cause no one's gonna notice a few more scratches."
"You should move to a small town where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf. And this is the land of wolves now."
"You saw things you shouldn't have seen."
"Emily Blunt - Kate Macer"
"Jon Bernthal - Ted"
"Jeffrey Donovan - Steve Forsing"
"Julio Cesar Cedillo - Fausto Alarcón"
"One more thing for your education. The more a man tells you, the more dangerous you become to him. And the more dangerous you become, the shorter the options on your future."
"Never stand still when you run and never run in a straight line. That's ithe first thing Cross taught me. Cross is an organizer. He plans down to the finest margin of error. You can't follow his mistakes, so you follow his skill."
"When Scorpio wants you... there is no place to hide!"
"William Smithers - Mitchell"
"The most incredible manhunt of them all!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!