"If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, why would I make another restaurant called, uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?"

"IPs and sequels; that is the thing that people want."

"There are three things I love in life: Kicking ass, TBD, Third thing here"

"Mike Devine as Officer Johnny"

"[Talking to Guy at his lowest] Hey, I'm here with my best friend, trying to help him through a tough time. If that ain't real, I don't know what is."

"[Daily routine coffee order] Medium coffee, cream, two sugars."

"[About to be deleted] I've been scared my whole damn life. I'm not scared anymore."

"Sophie Levy as Big City Dreamer"

"[In the midst of fighting an enemy, Guy accidentally breaks the guy's arm at the joint and is genuinely freaked out] Oh, my God! I am so, so sorry!"

"He hits hard. And yet his hands are so soft."

"Word of advice: don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City."

"Michael Tow as Rain Man"

"I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author."

"[He touches a health icon and it surges through his body, healing all injuries] Is this what recreational drugs feel like?"

"That building, that's fake! This street, it's fake! That car- [Gets rammed from behind and then bounced off a taxi]"

"Tyler Blevins as Ninja (as Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins)"

"Destiny deSirène as Art Nerd (as Destiny 'Claymore' McCottrell)"

"Imane 'Pokimane' Anys as Pokimane (as Imane Anys)"

"Matty Cardarople as Keith, the 22-Year-Old Gamer"

"Don't have a good day, have a great day."

"[Upon learning the true nature of his reality] IT'S ALL A LIE!"

"Jonathan De Azevedo as Jonathan"

"Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child."

"Mark Lainer as Hostage"

"Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us."

"Lannan Eacott as Lazarbeam"