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"That doughnut-hole-eating, son-of-a-bitch, take-it-in-the-ear-for-a-beer, rat bastard!"
"[after decapitating Alfred] You won't be attending that hat convention in July!"
"I recommend you stay alive until the fuckin' clock counts down."
"Listen to me. I'm not the one you gotta worry about. You understand me? I'm not the one you gotta worry about. [Under his breath] Asshole."
"Hey, asshole. If you jump off that block, you electrocute him. [Points a revolver at Hoffman] If that block had melted more, he'd be fried. Do you understand?"
"It will come back to you."
"What is that?"
""Save as I Save." So what did he do, free her and let him die?"
"Rigg didn't kill Ivan. Ivan made his own choice. Isn't that the whole Jigsaw mantra?"
"It's a setup to announce Rigg is the accomplice."
"[Seeing Hoffman with a teddy bear] I didn't know you were married."
"If Detective Hoffman and anyone else in this precinct is in danger, I think they should know about it."
"John Kramer owned a company called The Urban Renewal Group. No irony in that."
"[Finding Jeff] Let me see your fucking hands!"
"You see this? This is my partner's blood."
"You see that, Jill? That's a federal fuckin' indictment. It's got your name on it. You want to put someone else's name on it? You start talking to me, okay?"
"[Deleted scene] Hello, Mrs. Perez? Yeah, hi. This is Peter Strahm. I work with your daughter Lindsey. Yeah. I have some bad news."
"We're the two Jigsaw targets."
"Okay, let's review. Girl loves boy, boy loves girl, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy turns into a serial killer."
"Okay, people break up. Relationships end. It's called "life.""
"You know, there's a lot of people out there looking for answers, wanting to place the blame on someone. That person is you. But you know what the best part is? I don't have to convince everybody. Just 12 people."
"Look, Ms. Tuck. I just left a room with more blood on the walls than paint. Two officers are dead and there's a growing pile of bodies in their wake. And every detail we unearth about your Hall of Fame psychopath husband points to you as a possible accomplice. I am just curious as to why."
"How do you feel about a husband who takes a motto from your drug clinic, designed to help people, and twists it into some kind of manic torture mantra?"
"We're here to help find who your department couldn't, detective - the person who's been helping Jigsaw and Amanda Young."
""Open the door and you will find me" mean anything to you?"
"Game over."
"[To Art whilst strapped to a chair] You fuckin' hear me, you fuckin' motherfucker?!"
"[asked if he has any children] Girl. It's a short story, believe me."
"[Deleted Scene] Most of the evidence in this room was confiscated from Jigsaw's lair. [Picks up a box and sets it on a table] This evidence is specifically about his victims. Each victim was studied, abducted and tested. As of today, we have an additional 16 individuals classified as missing around the city. These people could've skipped town, fallen off a pier, passed off drunk in an alleyway, or these people could be tested like the rest. If you're looking for an additional accomplice, here's your first 16 possibilities."
"[About Rigg] Everyone around him keeps dying."
"So why don't we just start at the end and work our way backwards?"
"[About Kerry's trap] It was constructed for her execution. Betrayed the rules."
"It's time to let go."
"[To Rigg] We chose this. Go home."
"Cherish Your Life."
"You know never to go through an unsecured door. Ever."
"Put your fucking hands where I can see them! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
"I had more time. I still had fuckin' time!"
"You have to save yourself."
"You can stop it from happening if you tell me the truth."
"This what you do with your spare time?"
"[Whilst Brenda is trying to kill him] I just saved your fuckin' life!"
"Eric [Matthews] is still out there, man."
"It's in our nature to save them. It's what we do."
"I thought she [Kerry] was still alive. I thought I could save her."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. If you are hearing this, then you have reached Detective Matthews and Detective Hoffman in under 90 minutes, resulting in their deaths. The rules were clear. You were warned. They had to save themselves. Their salvation was out of your hands. Time was on your side, but your obsession wouldn't let you wait. Instead of saving Detective Matthews, you cost him his life. You failed your final test."
"[Part of Cecil's rejected tape] Your life is a lie. Now comes your moment of truth. As a drug user and a hustler, you've played roulette with other people's lives. Today, you play with your own."
"Hello, Agent Perez. And welcome to the world you have long studied. Your partner, Agent Strahm, will soon take the life of an innocent man. Heed my warning, Agent Perez: Your next move is critical. [Whispers] Open the door..."
"Hello, Officer Rigg. What have you learned thus far? Experience is a harsh teacher. First comes the test, second comes the lesson. If you are to save as I save, then you will see the person in front of you is but a student. So I ask you, Officer Rigg: Has the pupil learned her lesson? Has she been taught the error of her ways? Does she now view the world differently? Officer Rigg, the key to this person's freedom lies in the palm of your hand, but only after she has done her own part. Can you play your role in her salvation? Once judgement has been made, though, the key to finding your next destination is just off the map."
"The human body is a fascinating organism. It can withstand the most brutal injury... and yet repair itself miraculously. But you know this all too well. How many broken bones have you suffered at the hands of your husband? How many flesh wounds have you endured? With time, the bruises have healed, but your pain has not. Today, I empower you to take control of your life. Can you disconnect from the one thing that has brought you and others so much pain? With time, your wounds will heal. His, however, will not. Remove the ties that bind or bleed to death from your inactivity. The choice is yours."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!