"Oh. Hi, Japan! Deadpool here. Surprised? I just wanted to share with you my two cents on five things you may have missed in the X-Men: Apocalypse trailer. I know what you're thinking. 'An after credits scene for a trailer? I thought they only did that for movies', right? Well, not everyone makes it to the end of Fox movies. So, now we're doing it after trailers. Number One: This movie is set in the eighties and apparently, Apocalypse kicks Professor X's ass but forgetting to wake him up before he go-go. Number Two: Major plot twist. When Quicksilver discloses to Mystique that Magneto is his father and he's a fan of Canadian supergroup Rush. So many plot twists. Number Three: Fun fact. Psylocke is a hot looking girl using a super-powered katana and I'm a horrible-looking man using a katana. Twinsies! Number Four: Looks like they're introducing a Japanese mutant with ginsu knives coming out of his hands. Let's see how that goes. Number Five: This wasn't really in the trailer but important for you to know. The newest addition to the super-dysfunctional X-Men family, me, Deadpool comes out in Japan on June 1. I've definitely never felt power like this before. So, be there! June 1."

"Only the strong will survive"

"Prepare for the Apocalypse."

"[having manipulated the launch of all nuclear weapons out into orbit] Always the same, and now all this. No more stones. No more spears. No more slings. No more swords. No more weapons! No more systems! No more! No more superpowers... So much faith in their tools, in their machines... You can fire your arrows from the Tower of Babel... BUT YOU CAN NEVER... STRIKE... GOD!!!!!"

"[to Magneto] You will reach down, my son, deep into the earth. Rip everything they've built from the ground. Wipe clean this world, and we will lead those that survive into a better one."

"Elohim, Pushan, Ra – I've been called many names over many lifetimes. I am born of death. I was there to spark and fan the flame of man's awakening, to spin the wheel of civilization. And when the forest would grow rank and needed clearing for new growth, I was there to set it ablaze."

"[to Scott, Jean, Kurt, Ororo, Peter, Beast at the Danger Room] Forget everything you think you know. Whatever lessons you learned in school... whatever your parents taught you... none of that matters. You're not kids anymore. You're not students. You're X-Men. [glances to Beast to start their training session, with Sentinels appearing; Professor X watches as the Danger Room doors close.]"

"My name isn't Henryk, My name is Magneto."

"[screaming skywards] IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?! Is this what I am?! Is this what I am?"

"Something's happening to me. I can't control it."

"John Sutton — Inspector Beecham"

"David Frankham — Ronald Holmes / Alan Hinds"

"Brett Halsey — Philippe Delambre"

"Vincent Price — Francois Delambre"

"All new and more horrific than before!"

"The horror is back!"

"Human Monster created by atoms gone wild!"

"One second ago it was human!"

"Blood-curdling giant fly creature runs amuck!!!"

"Out of the World of Atomic Mutation It Rises - With the Dread Curse of the Father Upon It!"

"Put him in the cabinet quickly."

"Here passes from this earth Helene Delambre, widow of my brother, Andre, whom I loved deeply, hopelessly. She was destroyed in the end by dreadful memories, a recollection of horrors that did not dim as the years went on, but instead grew monstrously, and left her mind shocked and unsteady, so that death, when it came, was a blessed release."

"Michael Mark — Dr. Eric Zinthrop"

"William Roerick — Arthur Cooper"

"Barboura Morris — Mary Dennison"

"Anthony Eisley — Bill Lane"

"Susan Cabot — Janice Starlin"

"Strong men forced to satisfy a passion no human knows."

"Horror Of The Winged Menace!"

"A beautiful woman by day - a lusting queen wasp by night."

"Arthur Cooper: I'd stay away from wasps if i were you, Mrs. Starlin. Socially the queen wasp is on the level with a Black Widow spider. They're both carnivorous, they paralyze their victims and then take their time devouring them alive. And they kill their mates in the same way, too. Strictly a one-sided romance."

"I don't intend to be restrained by timidity on the part of my own staff!"

"She knew strange, fierce pleasures that no other woman could ever feel!"

"Jack Holt — The Commodore"

"Jane Randolph — Alice Moore"

"Tom Conway — Dr. Louis Judd"

"Kent Smith — Oliver Reed"

"Simone Simon — Irena Dubrovna"

"The most terrifying menace of them all!"

"She was one of the dreaded "Cat People" – doomed to slink and prowl and court by night... fearing always that a lover's kiss might change her into a snarling, clawing KILLER!"

"Kiss me and I'll claw you to death!"

"To Kiss Her Meant Death By Her Own Fangs And Claws!"

"She Was Marked With The Curse Of Those Who Slink And Court And Kill By Night!"

"A Kiss Could Change Her Into A Monstrous Fang-and-Claw Killer!"

"The exciting story of a woman who kills the thing she loves!"

"Pet Shop Owner: Animals are ever so psychic. There are some people who just can't come in here...The cats particularly, they seem to know. You can fool everybody, but laudy dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right, if you know what I mean."

"There is in some cases a psychic need to loose evil upon the world, and all of us carry within us a desire for death. You fear the panther, yet you're drawn to him, again and again. Couldn't you turn to him as an instrument of death?"

"[to Oliver, about a pet bird] Oh, he is sweet. He will like me very much, you will see. I like to be liked."

"Oh, it's alright. It's just that cats don't seem to like me."