"Hey Mikey, how you doin'? Look, you can't let those walls get you down. Believe me, I know. I spent a little time behind walls. I know they can drive you crazy. You gotta look beyond the walls, you know? Learn to live inside your head."

"I really don't know what else to say, Michael. You haven't said a word for fifteen years! Christ, that's a lifetime. That's nearly twice as long as my first marriage. Wow. It's strange, Michael. In a weird way you've become like... like my best friend. Huh! That just shows you how fucked up my life is. I've done all I possibly can for you, so I'm sorry to tell you that this is going to be my last day. Michael, I have to move on. I'm sorry."

"These eyes will deceive you; they will destroy you. They will take from you your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light. These are the eyes of a psychopath."

"Inside every one us, there exists a dark side. Most people rise above it, but some are consumed by it. Until there is nothing left, but pure evil."

"Sid Haig - Chester Chesterfield"

"Daniel Roebuck - Lou Martini"

"Ken Foree - Big Joe Grizzley"

"Daryl Sabara - Wesley Rhoades"

"Dee Wallace - Cynthia Strode"

"Kristina Klebe - Lynda Van Der Klok"

"Hanna Hall - Judith Myers"

"Jenny Gregg Stewart - Lindsey Wallace"

"Skyler Gisondo - Tommy Doyal"

"Danielle Harris - Annie Brackett"

"Scout Taylor-Compton - Laurie Strode, born Angel Myers"

"Steve Boyles - Stan Payne"

"Leslie Easterbrook - Patty Frost"

"You Think You Know About Dreams... You Know Nothing!"

"Born: November 2, 1984, Dies: September 13, 1991"

"They Saved The Best For Last."

"Evil has finally met its match."

"[Talking to Spencer on TV] Hey, Spenc. Let's trip out."

"[Knocks out Johnny Depp on TV with a frying pan] Yeah, what are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me."

"[Dressed up as the Wicked Witch of the West, riding a broomstick] I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too!"

"Alice Cooper - Freddy's father (uncredited)"

"Roseanne Barr - Ethel"

"Tom Arnold - Childless Man"

"Johnny Depp - Guy on TV who gets knocked out by Freddy with a frying pan."

"Tobe Sexton - Teenage Freddy Krueger"

"Lisa Wilcox - Alice Johnson (uncredited/flashback)"

"Yaphet Kotto - Doc"

"Ricky Dean Logan - Carlos"

"Breckin Meyer - Spencer"

"Lezlie Deane - Tracy"

"Shon Greenblatt - John Doe"

"Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger"

"Lisa Zane - Maggie Burroughs/Katherine Krueger"

"[after he finds that Gale has stolen the gun] Um, Houston, we have a problem!"

"[after Billy compares Sidney's mother to Sharon Stone.] We put her out of her misery, 'cause, let's face it, Sid, your mother was no Sharon Stone!"

"[after Gale reveals that she was still alive] She looked dead, man. Still does."

"I can't, Billy. You cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man."

"When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?"