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"Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to kill me? I crushed her fucking head."
"Lily Collins - Molly Bennett"
"Chloe Farnworth - Amber James"
"Simon Prast - a televangelist"
"Jenna Ortega - Lorraine"
"James Gaylyn - Sheriff Dentler"
"Mia Goth - Maxine Minx / Pearl"
"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."
"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside."
"Sheriff Dentler: Well, by the looks of everythin', I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture."
"Brittany Snow - Bobby-Lynne"
"[on his shotgun] Hell, this ain't even loaded. Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them straight."
"There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty."
"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."
"Dying to Show You a Good Time"
"Owen Campbell - RJ"
"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties."
"Martin Henderson - Wayne"
"I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em."
"Stephen Ure -Howard"
"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life? There's an art to it."
"We don't need Hollywood. These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. We're gonna do it all ourselves."
"Scott Mescudi - Jackson"
"One God Damn Fucked Up Horror Picture"
"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."
"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] Divine intervention. Praise the fuckin' Lord."
"Ava Kelders - Ruby Carter"
"Lisa Chandler - Mother Camera"
"Carmel Amit - Anna Carter"
"Kiernan Shipka - Carrie Anne Camera"
"Dakota Daulby - Agent Fisk"
"Jason Day - Father Camera"
"Peter Bryant - a senior FBI agent"
"Nicolas Cage - Longlegs (Dale Kobble)"
"Maika Monroe - Lee Harker"
"Blair Underwood - Agent William Carter"
"I can't believe it's gonna be your birthday again so soon. What a day that was. I bled...bled...bled...bled...bled..."
"If they don't die, then we will burn ... and twist, and burn ... and twist, in hell. Forever and ever."
"These are things that little girls should never know."
"Alicia Witt - Ruth Harker"
"Don't mind me. I'm just a friend ... of a friend."
"You could've played nice with me. But you didn't. And that is the reason for all of this."
"Are you still saying your prayers? Our prayers protect us from the devil."
"Daddy! Mommy! Un-make me, and save me from the hell of living!"
"I'm sorry, it seems I wore my long legs today. What happens if I just... [crouches]"
"I know you're not afraid of a little dark. Because you are the dark."
"Our prayers don't help us. Prayers don't do a goddamn thing."
"Michelle Choi-Lee - Agent Browning"
"Rohan Campbell - Corey Cunningham"
"Andi Matichak - Allyson Nelson"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!