"[King Nod beats up ZigZag in a panic] Just a night fear! Such things could never happen here! Such things would never happen... Well, they haven't happened yet. Can't you see the golden balls are safe atop the minaret?"

"Oh, please you must help us."

"[running through the palace] Who decorated this place?"

"[the Thief is on hanging onto a pole, stealing the golden balls] You're gonna buy me a castle by the sea. [as he takes the second ball] Hmm. And you're gonna buy me everything I need to turn a basement into a rec room. [as he takes the last ball] And with you...I tell you sweet heart, I'm going to Disneyland."

"What's that? [sees Yum-Yum taking a bath] Oh, a naked lady... but wait! a golden backscratcher!"

"[A polo ball is chasing him.] Shoo! Leave me alone! It's a DEVIL ball!"

"Oh, hello, ball. BALL?!"

"Gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head... gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head... gotta get... [Runs into sign; reading] "No Prayers Past this Point". Hmmm... [turns; runs into another sign] They should have a sign, "Beware of Signs"!"

"[a reference to the Night on Bald Mountain segment in Fantasia] Here goes nothin'. [the Night on Bald Mountain plays in the background; the Thief is holding palm leaves as wings, and then jumps off the cliff and flaps his arms] I'm flyin'! I'm flyin' I'm flyin'! [falls into the bushes]"

"[to Princess Yum-Yum in Sean Connery's voice] I love you."

"[to Princess Yum-Yum] And I love you."

"Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. [sighs] Why can't I ever talk when it matters?"

"No don't! Not the shoe. Who are you?"

"Stop! Stop, you thief!"

"Ye-Yes, Ma'am."

"Give it back!"

"Oh, no. Zigzag."

"This looks like some kind of lever."

"Tack, the cobbler."

"Everything hurts, why do I do this? What's the point... [sees the Three Golden Balls] Oh yeah! Pain's gone! [sinisterly] Feeling good...feeling fine..."

"Well, she probably doesn't get out much."

"I'm not sure that's a good idea."

""When to the wall you find your back, attack". A tack. [realizes] A tack! A tack!"

"And I love you."

"The princess's shoe! Halt, in the name of King Nod! Who are you?"

"Stop, thief!"

"Who needs a genie when a tack will do the trick?"

"[to Zigzag] No more tricks, sorcerer!"

"I guess they never ran into a cobbler before..."

"This life I live in regal splendor… seems a waste. It's all pomp and circumstance, Nanny. If I could help Father, instead of just sitting as his side, I'd be doing something useful. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me."

"[breaking her shoe] It just so happens, Daddy, I need a cobbler at the moment."

"The cobbler... He's so shy and unassuming. I know he's just a pauper, but I really, really like him. [the Thief takes her backscratcher] Hey! What? I..."

"Father, I'm smarter than any man in this city, and faster than your clumsy henchmen."

"[to the brigands] Hey, that's my nanny you're sitting on."

"End of the ride, Zigzag!"

"Cobbler, go with Princess Yum Yum."

"Open for the royal polo ponies!"

"[Waking up from his nightmare] Get me Zigzag, now!"

"Death and destruction, Zigzag. My kingdom will come to destruction and death."

"An entire race of one-eyed men and death...everywhere!"

"AAAH! WHAT IF THE BALLS ARE TAKEN AWAY?!"

"I just have this funny feeling."

"One-Eye! Ah! The dream! The nightmare! Ah, the balls-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BALLS ARE GONE! My kingdom will come to destruction and DEATH!"

"[giving a speech to his subjects and armies] My loyal generals! My brave soldiers! The three Golden Balls have gone! Our city faces invasion! The Mighty One-Eye is coming! Take up your positions with my...[coughs]...blessing! [coughs again]"

"[Giving orders to his soldiers] Take the right flank. You, the left flank. Turret. Gate. Drawbridge. You, take the women and children. Ready the physicians."

"[After seeing Princess Yum-Yum through his telescope] Oh, my god! My daughter!"

"[After the One-Eyes are defeated] The prophecy is fulfilled! The city owes you a great debt of gratitude. Oh, cobbler, how can we ever repay you?"

"[Tack has tripped him] Ooh-oww! You great fool!"

"Oh, greatest king on all the Earth, this lowborn cobbler of no worth attacked me in the square today...shall we take his head away?"

"Calm down, Your Highness. Invaders? One-Eye? Why, this is against what has been prophesied. Has it not been written we are safe from any threat, as long as those 3 golden balls are on the minaret?"