"This is Reggie Red Rooster with the farm report! In sports news, Goose the pelican dropped the motorcycle in the first round, then for good measure, taught the truck a lesson as well."

"Well, subdivide me and Kentucky fry me!"

"[secretly watching Stripes and Trenton's Pride at the Blue Moon Races shortly before they race] You got guts, kid."

"Come on, Sandy."

"You know what I used to tell all my racers? "Don't look back, leave it all on the track.""

"To me, you're just a horse with stripes who needs an attitude adjustment."

"[to Franny] And you, Miss Softy, you just let him go, didn't you? [turns to Goose] Goose, time to earn your keep."

"Well, maybe to you. It's like this: Humans race, horses race. There was even a Chicken Run, but there's never been a goat race. Ever, ever, ever. Get the picture, Franny?"

"Finally, some peace and quiet. Y'all go ahead. Bye-bye, now. I'll just stay here and watch the palace for shizzle. Woof. [snores]"

"Well, like my momma used to say, "You can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.""

"Well, well, well, look what the cat drugged in. (Chuckles)"

"Claudette Wells - Various Reporter"

"Gail Thomas - Reporters"

"Pepper Sweeney"

"Joshua Stern"

"Steve Staley"

"Joshua Seth -"

"Al Rodrigo - Horse"

"Phil Proctor - Trenton’s Henchhorse #1"

"Paul Pape - Angry Horses"

"Bob Neill - Cheering Horse"