"[realizing Dracula lied to him about the "monster real estate law"] Wait... there's no monster real estate law? Well, then... then that means that this... this was all a lie? You didn't want to have some bonding time with me. [furiously] You just didn't want to give me the hotel!"

"Dad, Johnny did all of this for you. He was trying to make this day special."

"Who are those guys?"

"Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments."

"Oh, you know Johnny. He just gets a little carried away."

"Go ahead. Now's your chance."

"So, you want to become a monster, huh?"

"Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?"

"[trailer only] Oh, no! I have a total dad bod!"

"It's time to begin a new chapter."

"Time to go! [tries to fly, but falls] Right, still human."

"Fire! Aaaaaaaah!"

"Thank you, dear son-in-law."

"Being a human is the worst."

"My... my... [his sadness turns into fury] My hotel! MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL, MY HOTEL! MY HOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!"

"Drac, you're not a vampire. The sun won't fry you now."

"Zoe Berri - Winnie"

"- Wayne / Walter"

"Jim Gaffigan - Van Helsing"

"Brad Abrell - Frank"

"Dad... is that you?"

"Much better."

"Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa."

"David Spade - Griffin"

"He's right here. Oh, wait. No, false alarm. That's a pointy rock."

"Andy Samberg - Johnny Loughran"

"Selena Gomez - Mavis"

"I don't know where your dad is. I just got here. I'm W-Walter."

"Mollie Shannon - Wanda"

"Frank, what did you do?"

"Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis."

"I think Johnny looks way better as a monster."

"I miss being Walter."

"I leave you alone for five minutes, and you become a human?!"

"Guys? Guys, Blobby is freaking out."

"Blobby's not dessert, okay?"

"Aah! Where's Blobby?"

"Oops, almost forgot good old Blobby."

"Why would only my glasses be visible?"

"Mavis, it's me, Uncle Griffin. You don't recognize me?"

"This is hard to watch."

"Ugh, please."

"No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, “Here’s a toast to a bunch of great guys.” What does he think I said?"

"No. Rebuild the way you want to. It's your hotel now."

"Hey, here's to Blobby."