"They've identified these receptors in the brain that activate specific circuits. And you know how they say that we can only access twenty percent of our brain? Well, what this does, it lets you access all of it."

"I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur."

"What if a pill could make you rich and powerful?"

"Time somebody shook up the free world and got things done."

"I wasn't high, I wasn't wired; just clear. I knew what I needed to do and how to do it."

"A tablet a day and what I could do with my day was limitless."

"Abbie Cornish — Lindy"

"I suddenly knew everything. About everything."

"I knew from the beginning it would be a wonderful life experience to go through what this guy goes through. The script was unbelievable; when I read it, I thought, "I can see myself in it.""

"Obviously, I miscalculated a few things. Why is it that the moment your life exceeds your wildest dreams, a knife appears at your back? Well, I'll tell you one thing: I will never let them touch me."

"My brain was just pouring this stuff out. Everything I had ever read, heard, seen was now organized and available."

"All my fear, all my shyness, gone. But mere lounging wasn't enough. Only problem? If I wasn't moving forward, I felt like I was going to explode."

"It was all bubbling up in my frontal lobes, mixing itself together into a sparkling cocktail of useful information."

"I was blind, but now I see."

"Andrew Howard — Gennady"

"For a guy with a four-digit I.Q., I must have missed something. And I hadn't missed much."

"In the end, how much worse could it get? [takes NZT-48 for the first time]"

"The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed."

"You know we cannot trust our own instincts, now I want you send this down to the analyzer and have it labbed. I'll take care of it."

"[talking to a lizard] You... have beautiful eyes. Yes you do..."

"Hey, scratch my balls, man... anybody scratch my balls!"

"[talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool."

"Would you like to have a hamburger?"

"Yeah, real funny, man... so funny I forgot to laugh..."

"You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the hambur- [sniffs]"

"The story of two enterprising young men who make an amazing amount of money selling ice cream."

"The High Life Never Tasted So Good!"

"Sandra Bernhard - Girl Nut"

"Tony Cox - Midget Nut (Credited as Joe Anthony Cox)"

"Timothy Leary - Himself"

"Cheryl Smith - Group Blonde #1"

"Michael Winslow - Superman Nut"

"Tim Rossovich - Detective Noodles"

"Linnea Quigley - Group Blonde #2"

"Tommy Chong - Chong "Man""

"Paul Reubens - Howie Hamburger Dude"

"Evelyn Guerrero - Donna"

"Cheech Marin - Cheech"