"[after stopping Kananga's henchman Adam for speeding] You gotta set of wheels that just won't quit, boy! If they's yours that is...[Adam reaches for his gun but Sheriff Pepper draws his first] UH-UH! Spin around boy! Ten fingers on the fender. Legs apart. I take it this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing. You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin' by the by."

"Roger Moore is James Bond"

"Tee-Hee, on the first wrong answer from Miss Solitaire, you will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more... vital... areas."

"More Action. More Excitement. More Adventure."

"[after finding a feathered hat in the cabin, Rosie Carver looks fearful, but Bond tries to console her] Don't worry darling, it's just a hat, belonging to a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken."

"Roger Moore - James Bond"

"I should have told you. Never go in there without a mongoose."

"Yaphet Kotto - Kananga / Mr. Big"

"Jane Seymour - Solitaire"

"Djimon Hounsou as Agent Henry Carver"

"Chris Evans as Nick Gant"

"Joel Gretsch as Nick's father Jonah"

"Put the gun to your mouth. Pull the trigger."

"Dakota Fanning as Cassie Holmes"

"You better do something quick, 'cause I'm sick of drawing dead bodies!"

"Camilla Belle as Kira Hudson/Hollis"

"I'm thirteen, and I get told I look at least fourteen."

"There are special people in this world. We don't ask to be special. We're just born this way. We pass you on the streets every day, unnoticed by most. It started in 1945. The Nazis were conducting experiments in psychic warfare, trying to turn those with psychic abilities into soldiers. Lots of us died. The war ended, but the experiments never stopped. Other governments around the world set up what they called "divisions", trying to do what the Nazis couldn't, to turn us into weapons. The divisions agents are trained to track and hunt us down like animals. Take us away from our families and friends. They test us and categorize us. I'm what they call a Watcher. We can see the future, even if that's not always as simple as it sounds. Others are called Movers, just an easy way of saying telekinetic. Pushers put thoughts in your head, and make whatever lie they come up with the truth. Sniffs, Shifters, Shadows, Bleeders... it goes on and on. In divisions' eyes, we're all just lab rats. Only one problem — we keep dying. No one has ever survived the drug meant to boost our powers. My name is Cassie Holmes. Division took my mom from me. Right now, the future I see doesn't look so great. The good news is, the future is always changing, in the largest of ways, by the smallest of things. They've been winning a lot of battles. Now it's our turn to win the war."

"Jernard Burks - Leonard"

"Rob Riggle - Officer Franklin"

"Mike Epps - Black Doug"

"Cleo King - Officer Garden"

"Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow"

"Rachael Harris - Melissa"

"Bryan Callen - Eddie Palermo"

"Mike Tyson - Himself"

"Justin Bartha - Doug Billings"

"Heather Graham - Jade"

"Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner"

"Sasha Barrese - Tracy Garner"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner"

"Where the hell is my tiger?"

"Have you seen this man?"

"What happened last night?"

"Easy, tiger!"

"Whose baby is this?"

"Am I missing a tooth?"

"You mess with the wrong guy."

"I stole a police car?!"

"Some guys just can't handle Vegas"

"Well, technically, I'm an escort."

"Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck"

"Ed Helms - Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price"

"You ever have that dream, the one where you did something... you can't know why, but you can never go back?"

"Charity Shea - Sabrina Pope"

"Holt McCallany - Detective Tom Finnegan"

"David Thornton - Butch Mazursky"

"Amber Heard - Alma"

"Heather Wahlquist - Wanda Haynes"