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"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar … Monster Shouter"
"Shawnee Smith … Julie Lawry"
"Kellie Overbey … Dayna Jurgens"
"Bridgit Ryan … Lucy Swann"
"Max Wright … Dr. Herbert Denninger"
"Peter Van Norden … Ralph Brentner"
"Bill Fagerbakke … Tom Cullen"
"Rob Lowe … Nick Andros"
"Ray Walston … Glen Bateman"
"Adam Storke … Larry Underwood"
"Corin Nemec … Harold Lauder"
"Miguel Ferrer … Lloyd Henreid"
"Ossie Davis … Judge Richard Farris"
"Ruby Dee … Mother Abagail Freemantle"
"Laura San Giacomo … Nadine Cross"
"Jamey Sheridan … Randall Flagg"
"Molly Ringwald … Frannie Goldsmith"
"Gary Sinise … Stu Redman"
"[about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Ted Raimi - Cowardly Warrior/Second Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk"
"Patricia Tallman - Possessed Witch"
"Bridget Fonda - Linda"
"Michael Earl Reid - Gold Tooth"
"Timothy Patrick Quill - Blacksmith"
"Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red"
"Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman"
"Marcus Gilbert - Lord Arthur"
"Embeth Davidtz - Sheila"
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
"Bruce Campbell - Ashley J. "Ash" Williams/"Evil Ash""
"In an age of darkness, at a time of evil... When the world needed a hero, what it got was him."
"How can you destroy an army that's already dead?"
"They're looking for a few dead men."
"Sound the trumpets, raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile."
"Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wiseguy."
"Get ready. Get set. Get dead."
"They move. They breathe. They suck."
"1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even."
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas"
"[after being burned and reduced to a skeleton by Ash] I got a bone to pick with you!"
"[fighting Ash] I'll spoil those good looks!"
"OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again] ...sally forth."
"Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!"
"How about some hot chocolate? huh?"
"[Last Lines (Director's Cut)] Oh God...! No! NO! I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!"
"[Last Lines (Theatrical Cut)] Hail to the king, baby!"
"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' [continuing nonchalantly] It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me... [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]"
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed] Blow."
"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"
"[final monologue] Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!