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"Gore Abrams - Oliver"
"Edward Hamilton Clark - Fred"
"Oscar Lesage - Troy"
"Christian Erickson - man at diner"
"Margaret Qualley - Sue"
"Casting Director: Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose!"
"It'll change your life."
"Hugo Diego Garcia - Diego, boyfriend"
"Robin Greer - nurse"
"[to Sue] Gorgeous. With a pure heart. People are gonna love that!"
"[in a panic] I need a better version of myself. Please give me a better version of myself, please! Please! Come on!"
"[to the shareholders, about Sue] You will not be disappointed. She's my most beautiful creation. I have shaped her for success."
"[to lifeless Sue] You're the only part of me I don't hate."
"Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. One single injection unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will release another version of yourself. This is the Substance. You are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you. This is simply a better version of yourself. You just have to share. One week for one and one week for the other. A perfect balance of seven days each. The one and only thing not to forget: You. Are. One. You can't escape from yourself."
"Sue! These are the Shareholders, they are dying to meet you! Is everything okay? So SMILE! That's what we want tonight! Pretty girls should always SMILE!"
"You have to control yourself."
"Fred: You haven't changed a bit! You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world!"
"Tom Morton - doctor"
"Oliver: I am actually quite handy if you ever need me to be an aid. I have got a big hammer, you know what I mean!"
"Dennis Quaid - Harvey"
"Demi Moore - Elisabeth Sparkle"
"There's been a slight misuse of the Substance."
"What has been used on one side, is lost on the other side. There's no going back."
"[watching Sue dismiss her career on a TV interview] Jurassic Fitness? I'll fucking show you. You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? You want it? Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness!"
"Inna Churikova - Pasha Stroganova / Joan of Arc"
"Leonid Kuravlyov - Arkady, beloved of Pasha"
"Valentina Telichkina - Valya, a friend of Pasha"
"Mikhail Kononov - Pavlik, neighbor of Pasha"
"Tatiana Stepanova - Katya, a friend of Pasha"
"Yevgeni Lebedev - Pierre Cauchon (voiced by Yefim Kopelyan)"
"Vyacheslav Vasilyev - Stepan Vitalievich, assistant director"
"Gennady Beglov - Vitaly Alekseevich Odinokov, the second director"
"Nina Skomorokhova - Zina, wife of Arkady"
"Tatiana Bedova - Toma, bride of Pavlik"
"Yuri Vizbor - Stepan Ivanovich, writer"
"Yuri Klepikov - Fedor Vasilyevich Ignatiev, film director"
"Dolores Hart"
"I think people come to speak to us about every possible form of suffering that the hits human heart. My role is help a person discover you can always find hope and if you can find hope you might find faith."
"- Judge Neil Tilden"
"- Mediator"
"- Nancy Katz"
"Azhy Robertson – Henry Barber"
"Mark O'Brien – Carter Mitchum"
"- Charlie Barber"
"Scarlett Johansson – Nicole Barber"
"Laura Dern – Nora Fanshaw"
"Alan Alda – Bert Spitz"
"Sandra: Even though I am 64 and have a dead gay husband, I manage to get up every day, live my life, and feel pretty good about myself."
"Ray Liotta – Jay Moratta"
"- Mary Ann"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!