"Hey, kid. [Li'l Petey: What?] Look up. You want to know something, kid? [Li'l Petey: What, Papa?] This world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a horrible place. 'Cause you're in it."

"Why do you always gotta lick the… [spits, censoring himself] …inside of my mouth?! [Dog Man grunts "I don't know"]"

"[repeated line to Petey] Papa!"

"Where are you, Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat?!"

"You know that I gotcha, buddy. [he and Greg fist-bump] Fam."

"Peter Hastings — Dog Man, Officer Knight, Greg the Dog, Harold's House"

"Lil Rel Howery — Chief"

"Poppy Liu — Butler"

"Melissa Villaseñor (US version) Louise Redknapp (UK version) — Realtor"

"Kate Micucci — Dippy"

"Brian Hopkins — Big Jim"

"Cheri Oteri — Mayor of Ohkay City"

"Stephen Root — Grampa"

"Lucas Hopkins Calderon — Li'l Petey"

"Pete Davidson — Petey"

"[Sarah: How evil can one cat be?!] Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!"

"[to Butler] You're fired!"

"[Li'l Petey: Do you have a car seat?] A what? [Li'l Petey: A kid's car seat.] You're a clone cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug. They don't make a car seat for that. [Li'l Petey: OK, Papa.]"

"Yes! My 80-Hexotron Driodformigon is complete!"

"Will you get outta here?! Go and arrest Petey, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES A MONTAGE!"

"You're on thin ice, Dog Man. So don't mess this up. Now, sit! [Dog Man sits on a desk chair, which spins] Stay! [The chair comes to a stop] You only have one job to do: keep your eyes on those monitors. [pulls out a rubber ducky] So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy, and waves it around, you… You look at the monitors! [pulls out a bone] And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat, you're not gonna look at it. You… You look at the monitors! [takes off his hat, revealing an Eastern gray squirrel on his head] And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern gray squirrel, you… [grabs Dog Man, who tries to get the squirrel as it scurries away] No! Dog Man! Just sit here, and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job!"

"[from the trailer] This super-cop makes friends, solves crimes, and even plays piano for the old folks."

"How evil can one cat be?! [Petey: Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!]"

"[repeated line; in a robotic voice] Destroy all do-gooders."

"Arise, my beastly building! Arise!"

"It's him! Greg the Dog, hit the siren!"

"[Izzy: Somethin' wrong with your sandwich?] Why's the meat on the outside?"

"[as he attacks Zurg with his laser] Not today, Zurg!"

"Tim Peake — Tim from Mission Control"

"In 1995, a boy named Andy (Davis) got a Buzz Lightyear toy for his birthday. It was from his favorite movie. This is that movie."

"Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 4071. As members of the Elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, we've been charged to protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from any sworn enemies of The Galactic Alliance."

"Isiah Whitlock Jr. — Commander Cal Burnside"

"Bill Hader — Rookie Featheringhamstan"

"Mary McDonald-Lewis — I.V.A.N."

"Dale Soules — Darby Steel"