"This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually pretty fun story and the truth is it isn't even mine. This is the story of a young girl named Rapunzel, and it starts with the sun."

"This is the story of how I died... and went to heaven! Okay so the kingdom of Corona to be exact, but hey let's not get hung up on semantics."

"Mama, look! Look over there!"

"Run! It's the Zugor!"

"Alright everyone! This is a stick up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!"

"Buzz Lightyear Mission Log: all signs point to this location of Zurg's Fortress. But there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."

"Ha, ha, ha! Money, money, money! Hey!"

"WOW! It is raining cats and dogs out there! I hope they make it back all right."

"Buzz Lightyear mission log. Star date 3901. Sensors have detected potential life forms on an uncharted planet. So, we're making a detour to investigate. Space Rangers will make initial evaluation, then assess whether it's worth waking the science crew from their hyper-sleep. While the ERIC takes core samples, I will explore further the oddities of this strange planet. Terrain seems a bit unstable. No read-out yet if the area is breathable. There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."

"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear called Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures, and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood."

"Once upon the last day of a golden summer, there was a boy...and bear. The boy, whom we shall meet in a moment, was called Christopher Robin. The bear was called Winnie the Pooh. And together they had many grand adventures in a remarkable place called the Hundred Acre Wood. But the grandest and most extraordinary of all their adventures was still to begin."

"It was a typical "once upon a time" sort of day in the Hundred Acre Wood, which means it is not a typical day at all for our favorite bear. Something it seems is missing, and Pooh hasn't any idea what it is."

"Welcome to the Hundred Acre Wood, where voices come together in joyful celebration. And the seasons gently turn like pages in a book. A time of giving shared with good friends and a silly old bear named Winnie the Pooh."

"Oh boy, oh boy! I love, love, love my scrappy book! Hoohoo... It's filled with artistical and musical remembories of my favoritest of times and tunes! And a word game. There's one special word in each song, but you gotta try and find 'em! (gasps) Lookee here, everybody, that's me! Bouncing and pouncing! And this is one of my most favorite pounces of all! Hoohoo! It's the fun, fun day I met my buddy bear, Pooh! Hoohoohoo..."

"Now, this might be the room of any small boy but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. And, like most small boys, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. And together they had many remarkable adventures...in an enchanted place...called the Hundred Acre Wood. But of all his animal friends, Christopher Robin's Very best friend...was a bear called Winnie the Pooh."

"Merry Christmas Eve, Pooh."

"Hello, there!"

"This could be the room of any small boy. But it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like any small child, Christopher Robin had toy animals to play with. Together they shared many exciting and unusual adventures. Oh. Uh...Huh? Uh, where was I? Oh, yes. They shared many exciting and unusual...Huh? What is going on here? Hello! Is anyone there?"

"This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood, and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As happily as a tumbly full of honey... [laughs] ...which is very happy. But all that changed when...the stranger came."

"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin had many toy animals to play with, but his very best friend was a bear, named Winnie the Pooh. Together, Pooh and his friends shared many grand adventures. But one of their most unusual began on an early autumn morning. It was that time of year again. That magical time when leaves fall, and pumpkins grin, and Spookables roam free. Halloween had come to the Hundred Acre Wood."

"This could be the room of any small boy, but it just happens to belong to a boy named Christopher Robin. Like most small boys, Christopher Robin has toy animals to play with, and they all live together in a wonderful world of make-believe. But his best friend is a bear named Winnie the Pooh, or Pooh for short. Today, Pooh and his friends are setting off on a most amazing adventure. An adventure in learning called "Winnie the Pooh: Wonderful Word Adventure". On this adventure, Pooh and his friends will learn all about opposites. Opposites they'll find are two words which mean entirely different things, Words like Up and Down. Along the way, they will need your help. So, if you know the answer, call it out when your hear this sound: (Chime sound) Our story begins here in the Hundred Acre Wood at Pooh's House."

"This could be the room of any small boy. But, in fact, it's not. It is the room of one young boy in particular named Christopher Robin. Now, Christopher Robin has a very active imagination, not to mention the uncanny ability to collect things. Big things. Small things. Sticky things. But his favorite things are his stuffed animals. Ah! There they are now. A charming and eccentric cast of characters. And his best friend among them is a bear named Winnie the Pooh. Or Pooh for short. Together they had many unusual adventures, that all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood."

"My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy. Uh, let's see...I'm 9 feet tall, I weigh 643 pounds, got a bit of a temper on me."

"(in-game) HEY!!! YOU MOVED MY STUMP!!!"

"My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh...I'm a wrecker, I wreck things, professionally."

"(in-game) I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!"

"I mean, I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing is, fixing's the name of the game, literally, Fix-It Felix Jr."

"(in-game) FIX IT FELIX!!!"

"(in-game) I can fix it!"

"So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy, he's nice enough as good guys go, definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha, and no, there aren't. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's kinda sad. Think about those guys at Asteroids, boom, gone. Centipede, who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it."

"All clear! The Arcade's closed!"

"Shoryuken! Whew, what a day. You wanna head to Tapper's, Ken?"

"If you're buying buddy."

"Quitting Time!"

"I don't know, maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way if things were different after work, but it is what it is."

"Great work today, guys!"

"Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes, which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know. They go to their homes, I go to mine which happens to be a dump and when I say "a dump", I don't mean like a shabby place, I mean an actual dump, where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts, that's what I call home. I guess I can't bellyache too much, I got my bricks, I got my stump, it looks uncomfortable, it's actually fine, I'm good. But, if I'm really honest with myself, I see Felix up there getting patted on the back, people giving him pie, thanking him and so happy to see him all the time, (spoken) sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy."

"Okay, my turn, my turn! Um, I got one."

"Your highness..."

"We come in peace, for cats and mice everywhere. [getting stabbed numerous times by Itchy with the flagpole]"

"What'd the doctor say?"

"Well, why not call it "The Big Chill" or "The Nippy Era"? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age?"

"Because...of all...THE ICE!!! [walks off]"

"Well, things got a little chillier."

"Oh, boy! This global warming is killing me!"

"This is too hot, the ice age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? [suddenly falls into the water with a yelp]"

"[smiling] This, I like."

"It's happening!"

"YEE-HAW!!!"

"The universe: A vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much...dumber?"