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April 10, 2026
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"Sometimes I’m naked and thank god sometimes you’re naked. Well, hello"
"Would you like to see me often Though you dont need to see me often ‘Cause I’d like to see you often Though I don’t need to see you often"
"And when your newest kisser is peeking You dress yourself up tonight?Get all tangled up in arms and legs, it’s cramped up and Someone grabs a hold, do you go oh oh oh!? Should you go home? Theres something starting, don’t know why"
"Living Is A Problem Because Everything Dies"
"Tradition Feed"
"Only One Word Comes To Mind"
"Wave Upon Wave Upon Wave"
"Toys, Toys Toys, Choke, Toys, Toys, Toys"
"Questions And Answers"
"Diary of Always"
"Liberate the Illiterate (A Mong Among Mingers)"
"Bodies In Flight"
"Waiting For Green"
"Hope For An Angel"
"Convex, Concave"
"Scary Mary"
"Once an Empire"
"Help Me Be Captain"
"Cloud of Stink"
"Shock Shock"
"Born On A Horse"
"God & Satan"
"The Captain"
"Asexual Meat Kitchen"
"Saturday superhouse"
"Folding Stars"
"Kill The Old, Torture Their Young"
"The name Laibach appears for the first time in 1144 as the original name for Ljubljana. It meant a city by the river. During the Austro-Hungarian empire it replaced the Slovene name Ljubljana. The name Laibach re-appears after the defeat of Italy when Nazis and collaborators failed, tortured and murdered the inhabitants of Ljubljana, who didn't believe in victory of Third Reich. In 1980 it emerged for the fourth time as the name of the youth culture group Laibach. The name now suggests a concrete possibility for the existence of a politicised art. In this sense the name couples the horror of totalitarianism and industrial alienation in its slavish form."
"Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads / on their real heads."
"Time is flying like an arrow / And the clock hands move so fast they make the wind blow / And it makes the pages of the calendar go / Flying out the window, one by one"
"They revamped the airport completely / Now it looks just like a night club / Everyone's excited and confused"
"/ applied by Magic Marker to drywall / I should be allowed to shoot my mouth off / I should have a call-in show."
"Standing in my yard / Where they tore down the garage / To make room for the torn-down garage"
"He's got a watch with a minute hand / millennium hand, and an eon hand"
"Is he a dot, or he is a speck / when he's underwater, does he get wet / or does the water get him instead?"
"Triangle Man, Triangle Man / Triangle Man hates Particle Man"
"Can't shake the devil's hand / And say you're only kidding."
"You said you were the king of liars / And I believed you and called you 'sire' / But I realize now that I have been deceived."
"We were once so close to heaven / Peter came out and gave us medals / Declaring us the nicest of the damned"
"We can't be silent / 'Cause they might be giants / And what are we gonna do unless they are?"
"There's only one thing that I know how to do well / and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well / and that's be you / be what you're like / be like yourself."
"A woman came up to me and said / I'd like to poison your mind / With wrong ideas that appeal to you / Though I am not unkind"
"I don't want the world, I just want your half"
"I've built a little Empire / Off some crazy garbage / Called the blood of the exploited working class / But they've overcome their shyness / Now they're calling me 'Your Highness'/ And the world screams 'Kiss me, son of God'"
"Where your eyes don't go / A filthy scarecrow waves its broomstick arms / And does a parody of each unconscious thing you do / When you turn around to look it's gone beyond you / On its face it's wearing your confused expression / Where your eyes don't go"
"Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank."
"Life's just a mood ring we're not allowed to see."
"No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful. Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful."
"All your kind they're coming clean They shut their eyes, their mess, their scenes All your kind, their spool and lance Their crash, their kiss, they harmonize"
"Some boys I know They speak with broken mouths I have to sit inside their stomachs To find out what they're really about"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!