Evil Dead

"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth!"

"[crushing skeletons with boulders] OH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"

"[sets "Evil Ash" on fire, then swings towards him on a rope] TALLY HOOOO! [kicks him off the castle wall]"

"[final monologue] Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king."

"[Last Lines (Theatrical Cut)] Hail to the king, baby!"

"[Last Lines (Director's Cut)] Oh God...! No! NO! I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!"

"How about some hot chocolate? huh?"

"Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!"

"OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again] ...sally forth."

"[fighting Ash] I'll spoil those good looks!"

"[after being burned and reduced to a skeleton by Ash] I got a bone to pick with you!"

"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas"

"1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even."

"They move. They breathe. They suck."

"Get ready. Get set. Get dead."

"Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wiseguy."