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"Roland Taverner: Sounds neat... How does he stop the global deceleration?"
"Roland Taverner: We're taking the ATM machine with us to Mexico."
"When the shit hits the fans, it all smells the same."
"Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki!"
"Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle."
"Revelation 21: And God wiped away the tears from his eyes, so the new Messiah could see out to the new Jerusalem. His name was Officer Roland Taverner, of Hermosa Beach, California. My best friend. He is a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."
"Darkness fell upon the city. Neo-Marxist cells began to converge upon downtown."
"Proposition 69. To Krysta that number had one meaning, and one meaning only. To everyone else it was a proposition on the ballot to restrict the powers of the oppressive institution known as USIDent."
"This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. This is the way the World ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang."
"We're a bisexual nation living in denial. All because of a bunch of nerds. A bunch of nerds who got off a boat in the 15th century and decided that sex was something to be ashamed of. All the Pilgrims did was ruin the American Indian orgy of freedom."
"You know what, I like to get fucked, I like to get fucked hard. Okay, but you have to draw the line somewhere. I mean, violence is a big problem in our society today and I will not support it. That is the primary reason why I won't do anal."
"Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war."
"[to Boxer] I love you, Jericho Cane."
"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted."
"The fourth dimension will collapse upon itself... you stupid bitch."
"I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide."
"Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight."
"CCH Pounder - Det. Marge Frances"
"Robin Tunney - Christine York"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho Cane"
"You will bear witness to the End of Days..."
"On the eve of the millenium an ex-cop torn by loss must regain his faith in order to quell the end of days."
"Prepare for the end of days."
"When the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison."
"The end is near"
"Prepare for the end."
"Marc Lawrence as Old Man"
"John Timothy Botka - Cop at Thomas'"
"Rod Steiger - Father Kovak"
"Mark Margolis - The Pope"
"Victor Varnado - Albino"
"Udo Kier - Doctor Abel"
"Miriam Margolyes - Mabel"
"Derrick O'Connor - Thomas Aquinas"
"Gabriel Byrne - The Man/Satan"
"Brendan Heath - Sprog Rockatansky"
"Reg Evans - Station Master"
"Karen Moregold - Radio Dispatcher"
"Lulu Pinkus - Nightrider's Girl"
"Vincent Gil - Crawford "The Nightrider" Montazano"
"Steve Millichamp - Roop"
"John Ley - Charlie"
"Sheila Florence - May Swaisey"
"Jonathan Hardy - Police Commissioner Labatouche"
"Geoff Parry - Bubba Zanetti"
"Roger Ward - Fred "Fifi" Macaffee"
"Tim Burns - Johnny the Boy"
"Steve Bisley - Jim "Goose" Rains"
"Hugh Keays-Byrne - the Toecutter"
"Joanne Samuel - Jessie Rockatansky"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!