"Who can say for certain what a man was really born to be? That's God's will. Someday Knute will find his right place in the world, and when he does, whether it be science or not, I have a feeling it will be the one he was meant to do."

"Rock, someday when the team's up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, ask 'em to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, but I'll know about it. I'll be happy."

"We haven't got any use for gamblers around here. You've done your best to ruin baseball, and horse racing, and this is one game that's clean and is gonna stay clean."

"Nick Lukats - Harry Stuhldreher"

"William Byrne - Jim Crowley"

"William Marshall - Don Miller"

"Kane Richmond - Elmer Layden"

"William "Bill" Spaulding - Himself"

"Alonzo Stagg - Himself"

"Glenn "Pop" Warner - Himself"

"Howard Jones - Himself"

"Johnny Sheffield - Knute, age 7"

"Dorothy Tree - Martha Rockne"

"John Qualen - Lars Knutson Rockne"

"Owen Davis Jr. - Gus Dorais"

"Henry O'Neill - Doctor"

"John Litel - Committee Chairman"

"Albert Bassermann - Father Julius Nieuwland"

"Donald Crisp - Father John Cavanaugh"

"Ronald Reagan - George Gipp"

"Gale Page - Bonnie Skiles Rockne"

"Pat O'Brien - Knute Rockne"

"HE TAUGHT HIS TEAMS THE WAY TO WIN...AND AMERICA THE WAY TO LIVE!"

"A Lot Of The Things That Made America Great Came From This Man!"

"Starla Von Luft: [to Boxer] If you don't let me suck your dick I'll shoot myself in the head!"

"Michele Durrett - Starla Von Luft"

"Curtis Armstrong - Dr. Soberin Exx"

"Will Sasso - Fortunio Balducci"

"Zelda Rubinstein - Katarina Kuntzler"

"Christopher Lambert - Walter Mung"

"Janeane Garofalo - General Teena MacArthur"

"Lou Taylor Pucci - Martin Kefauver"

"Amy Poehler - Dream/Veronica Mung"

"Cheri Oteri - Zora Carmichaels"

"Holmes Osborne - Senator Bobby Frost"

"Bai Ling - Serpentine"

"Kevin Smith - Simon Theory"

"Wallace Shawn - Baron Von Westphalen"

"Miranda Richardson - Nana Mae Frost"

"Jon Lovitz - Bart Bookman"

"John Larroquette - Vaughn Smallhouse"

"Nora Dunn - Cyndi Pinziki"

"Justin Timberlake - Pilot Abilene"

"Mandy Moore - Madeline Frost Santaros"

"Sarah Michelle Gellar - Krysta Now aka Krysta Lynn Kapowski"

"Seann William Scott - Roland Taverner/Ronald Taverner"

"Dwayne Johnson - Boxer Santaros"

"The Internet is the Future. The Future is Just Like You Imagined."

"Warning: you are entering a domain of chaos."

"The future is just like you imagined."