Drama Films

"Herschel Bernardi - Phil Sussman"

"Michael Murphy - Alfred Miller"

"Remak Ramsay - Hennessey"

"Woody Allen - Howard Prince"

"Jane Curtin as Charlene"

"Dikran Tulaine as Sergei Kubichek"

"Jason Douglas as Ivan"

"Bob Newhart as Judson"

"Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen/University Teacher"

"Bruce Davison as Professor Lazlo/Vlad"

"Beth Burvant as Katie"

"Stana Katic as Simone Renoir"

"(to Simone and Flynn) Well, got you again! Honestly, we're not thiss good. You two kind of suck at sneaking around."

"Mason: You're going to lose, Flynn!"

"Andre: Laissess les bons temps rouler, baby!"

"(confronted by all the vampires, to Flynn) You got a plan, bookboy; because I would love to hear it!"

"Werner Richmond as Andrew"

"Okay, Mr. Librarian. What kind of fancy book will get you out of this one?"

"You're not going to think yourself out of this one, bookboy."

"Andre: Bon chance, professor man!"

"Make it interesting."

"(seeing the bid for $150,000) Are you tring to bankrupt us?!"

"(drunkenly to Flynn) You have time off. Get out of this apartment!"

"The professor made good translation from wax."

"Yes, Flynn, I came back. And I'm not a vampire. I am happy to sing. [in the bonus short]"

"Rise from the dead, warrior prince! Rise and do my bidding!"

"(to Flynn) You have some vacation time coming, but don't get greedy."

"They turn church into nightclub... Americans."

"Stephen David Calhoun as Nicolai"

"(after almost falling out of the door) Who are these people?"

"I loved you, Flynn... for a little while."

"Let's go somewhere more private."

"I don't kill for food."

"One porcelain vase. Early Ming dynasty, cira 1400. Lot 011."

"(handing over the check) And let's wait about two weeks before cashing that. Shall we."

"I just woke up in vampire's lair!!!"

"Libby Villari - the Waitress"

"John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke"

"Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney"

"Well, you know I have dated old women before but uh, dead is new for me."

"Penelope Branning - Becky's Grandma"

"Darlene Cates - Bonnie Grape"

"Laura Harrington - Amy Grape"

"Mary Kate Schellhardt - Ellen Grape"

"Mary Steenburgen - Betty Carver"

"Judson, I know that you are over 2,000 years old and I also know that the library is pitched in a larger battle between good and evil."

"Juliette Lewis - Becky"

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape"

"Kevin Tighe - Ken Carver"

"An unusual story of life...and love in the heartland."