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April 10, 2026
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"Sorry. So excited. [to Bo] Zach and Edith don't like the spotlight, but I think it's beautiful."
"It takes many tails to tell the greatest story ever."
"Steven Yeun as Bo"
"Gina Rodriguez as Mary"
"Zachary Levi as Joseph"
"Keegan-Michael Key as Dave"
"Donkey kick!"
"Patricia Heaton as Edith"
"Kristin Chenoweth as Abby"
"Tracy Morgan as Felix"
"Tyler Perry as Cyrus"
"Oprah Winfrey as Deborah"
"Aidy Bryant as Ruth"
"Anthony Anderson as Zach"
"Kris Kristofferson as Old Donkey"
"Christopher Plummer as King Herod"
"Ving Rhames as Thaddeus"
"Gabriel Iglesias as Rufus"
"Delilah as Elizabeth"
"Mariah Carey as Rebecca"
"Kelly Clarkson as Leah"
"Mary, you're in danger! You need to listen to what I'm about to say extremely carefully. [braying]"
"[to Dave] You jump out and create a distraction."
"[to Thaddeus and Rufus] You wanna get to my friends, you're gonna have to get past me first."
"[whispering in excitement] Guys, I carried a king on my back!"
"You lead the way, and wherever you go, your best friend, Dave, will be right behind you."
"Seriously? We're doing this instead of the Royal Caravan?"
"Wait a second, are they eating chicken? Ladies, run!"
"I'm gonna go find someone to poop on."
"Sheep are usually better at following but I will do my best."
"Told ya it was important."
"Excellent climbing form, Bo! Be the wedge!"
"The angel said that the child would be the new king!"
"Ho! I am not a rat, I'm a pygmy jerboa."
"Everybody, everybody, listen up! There's this huge guy with 2 dogs coming after Mary, and of we don't do something now, then the baby's not gonna... [the baby coos] Oh. Looks like... Looks like you guys handled it. Sweet. [hops on Deborah's head] This seat taken?"
"You've been telling your story to every critter in Galilee. Now it's our turn to hear it...from the beginning."
"Keep talking."
"But, Rufus, if we had eaten him, he would never have led us here. [to Bo] We've been meaning to thank you. Now, be a good little donkey and run along. You've served your purpose."
"We have to try."
"[to Abby] Nice story, rat! Here's how it ends! [puts Abby in his mouth] The end."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!