Donkey Films

"It was all going fine until he chopped off all his fingers."

"Some things there's no moving on from. And I think that's a good thing."

"I do worry sometimes I might just be entertaining myself while staving off the inevitable."

"Dominic Kearney: Me, I pay no attention to wars. I'm agin' 'em. Wars and soap."

"Siobhan Súilleabháin: [in a letter] Dear Padraic, I am safely ensconced in the mainland and, Padraic, it's lovely here. There's a river running past my window as I write, and the people already seem less bitter and mental. I'm not sure why, but I think it's 'cause a lot of them are from Spain. Mostly, I wanted to say there's a spare bed here for you, Padraic. And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death. And sure, you can do that anywhere. So come, Padraic. Leave there."

"Everything was fine yesterday."

"Can't spell friend without "end"."

"Colin Farrell - Pádraic Súilleabháin"

"Brendan Gleeson - Colm Doherty"

"Kerry Condon - Siobhán Súilleabháin"

"Barry Keoghan - Dominic Kearney"

"Gary Lydon - Garda Peadar Kearney"

"Pat Shortt - publican Jonjo Devine"

"Sheila Flitton - Mrs. McCormick"

"Bríd Ní Neachtain - postmistress Mrs. O'Riordan"

"w:Jon Kenny - Gerry"

"Aaron Monaghan - Declan"

"David Pearse - priest"

"Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola - female singer"

"John Carty - older musician 1"

"That's her scent. Now we just gotta figure out which way she went."

"Thaddeus, do you think I'm bad at being bad?"

"[growls] We should've eaten him the first time we met him."

"[sighs] We're bad dogs."

"Thaddeus, are we good dogs now?"

"I expected a left turn 2 deserts ago."

"Hide, quickly."

"Okay, that was sinister."

"In most cultures, a king is set apart from the plebeians with an ornamental headdress."

"[to Felix] You had it right as well. It is a birthday party. Literally. It's the day of his birth."

"King Herod is up to something, and we are gonna find out what."

"See, I told you."

"They wear hats."

"You know, I think people are gonna remember this night. What happened here around this manger will celebrated for thousands of years. Families will come together and exchange presents and sing carols all to remember the grace of this moment that we are witnessing right now."

"These wise guys are lost."

"That's it! I'm biting through their reins."

"Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?"

"They're coming for you, Your Majesty! Run for your life! Run like the wind!"

"[to Cyrus] After all that, it is a baby shower. You were right the whole time."

"[to Thaddeus and Rufus] LOOK WITH YOUR EYES!"

"There's a really realistic vision of a donkey who's talking to God and he won't stop eyeballing you!"

"What? What's wrong with my eyes?"

"I'm gonna chew him free."

"[with his tongue sticking out with splinters on it] I think I got a splinter in my tongue."

"[showcasing the manger] It's not much, but there's plenty of light."

"They're not usually like this. You caught us at a bad time."

"No sleep at all since that giant night light turned on."

"Step aside."

"Great. Now we'll never sleep."

"We haven't slept in 9 months."