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April 10, 2026
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"I wanted to compliment on your success, Dusty. You're doing well for your first race."
"Oh I intend to, but with my old propeller. This one didn't really suit me, but I think you will have a better luck with it."
"Unknown rider, unknown rider, you have entered restricted airspace. Why haven't you responded to radio contact?"
"Let's line you up for the barricade. All you gonna do is throttle on back, call the ball and hopefully end up in the spaghetti."
"That's the "Jolly Wrenches Wall Of Fame". Every flyer, every misson."
"What's taking this guy so long? Is he really good as he say is? No, better."
"But Hawaii is 375 miles south west of here. Listen, Crophopper. Better follow us to the boat. No bingo fields around here."
"But I am what you call a Flugzeugauto, one of only six flying cars ever built!"
"My name is Franz and I am a huge fan. Oh, no no no just me and I would say thank you for respecting all us little planes."
"Wunderbar, Dusty."
"I am Von Flieghosen."
"(Singing) If a floating plane can float in the sea, and a postal truck can plow the snow, then a crop duster can race."
"We came to watch you win the race. You are an inspiration to all of us."
"Race fans! It's that time of year again! Welcome to the wings around the globe!"
"Hello, I'm Brent Mustangburger, and this is the flagship event of the fastest sport, where only the best of the best compete. Each leg brings a new challenge testing agility, navigation and endurance, but when it's all said and done, speed is the name of the game. Our very own Colin Cowling is standing by live in JFK airport with the best seat in the house. How's the view, big guy?"
"136 nations compete, 21 planes selected. Folks, a step under this field is a step into history."
"Flying low and quick, Dusty Crophopper is manging to hold on to the top spot. But current reigning champ, Ripslinger, is just seconds behind him."
"7 legs over 31,000 kilometers, the world's highest mountains and the deepest oceans all stand before them just wating to be conquered by the right competitor."
"Oh man! That's nasty."
"Coming out the Cuban 8 at a end of a fantastic run, people."
"And he's through the Start Gate. The racers must past through the blue pylons on the horizontal and around the red pylons on the Knife Edge. Now he's coming back to Gate 3. Nicely done, my man. Setting himself up, a little high through the blue pylons there. Lining up for the Quadro. He's taking a hard right with a 279 degree high G turn. Oh yeah! Back all the way around. Whoo! Cleanly through. Ha, look at you man! All right. Good speed. Lining up for the 3 pylons chicane amazing pitch control. Smooth! Fast! Clean! He's going into the final turn, into the half Cuban 8 pulling an aggressive 9.2 Gs. Attacking the climb! Wow! Now that's some speed."
"It's going to be a tall order for him to knock Fonzarelli out of fifth place. And he's off! Well, he's starting a little conservative. 193 miles per hour. He's into Gate 2, clean through the horizontal. What? He's practically mowing the lawn! Come to my house, man. Okay. At the first split, he's a full second behind Fonzarelli. Yo, that's a lot of time to make up, but this guy's aggressive. Now he's making that hard 270 degree high G turn! Setting himself up. Left vertical turn. Lining up for the 3 pylons chicane. He's gaining speed. Now, he's only half a second behind Fonzarelli. And he is closing rapidly. Now he's back on that stick. Up he goes. Up and away! Now only 2-10s of a second behind Fonzarelli! Oh, it's going to be close. Oh yes! What a finish! Now, that's what you call flying!"
"Brent, the scene below me is absolutely electric. As you know, we had racers from all over the world, but the real story is who's coming in second, the three defending champ Ripslinger, who is seeking to become the first four time winner in the Wings Around The Globe. The racers are making their way to the start."
"And for the first time, we have a crop duster in the race."
"With another win for Ripslinger seeming inevitable - wait a second, it's Dusty Crophopper!"
"But the real story, Brent is Dusty Crophopper, passing one flyer to another!"
"Brent, this could be Crophopper's leg all the way. The racers will have to fly under a hard ceiling of a thousand feet, stay under the clouds and the hill."
"He's back!"
"That is one of life's great questions."
"Nothing yet."
"It is our honour to fly beside you."
"Look, Skipper. Emery ship 2 O clock low 2 miles. Easy pickings, what do you say?"
"Dane Cook as Dusty Crophopper"
"Stacy Keach as Skipper Riley"
"Danny Mann as Sparky"
"Priyanka Chopra as Ishani"
"Brad Garrett as Chug"
"Teri Hatcher as Dottie"
"Cedric the Entertainer as Leadbottom"
"Carlos Alazraqui as El Chupacabra, additional voices"
"Jessica Marais as Rochelle"
"Roger Craig Smith as Ripslinger, additional voices"
"Gabriel Iglesias as Ned/Zed"
"John Cleese as Bulldog"
"Val Kilmer as Bravo"
"Anthony Edwards as Echo"
"Colin Cowherd as Colin Cowling"
"Sinbad as Roper"
"Oliver Kalkofe as Franz Flieghosen"
"Brent Musburger as Brent Mustangburger"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!