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April 10, 2026
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"How could I fail? Say good-bye to Hollywood."
"Crush all comers with our fists! That's how a real man fights!"
"You've gotten too big and strong... Daddy's proud of you..."
"The Hajinmon is not so easily deceived."
"I’ll gladly send you to the next world."
"Is there such a thing as being too good?"
"Wow, that was such a shock. I mean, really."
"Now you understand how powerful kung fu can really be."
"Nothing can hinder my spirit. Nothing!"
"Rin Pyo To Sha Kai Jin Retsu Zai Zen!"
"Oh dear, what happened to all that spirit you had a moment ago?"
"I don't have time to play games with you."
"It seems age has caught up with me..."
"My fists only get stronger with age."
"You're not even worthy of being my toy."
"Well. It's time for your punishment!"
"I don't need a drink to win... but it helps."
"Oh man, I so need another... Hm? What the?! It's done already?""
"I'm just too...damn...STROOOONG!"
"Guess that wasn’t too bad."
"Y'know, you're supposed to watch your opponent when you fight."
"The weak soul can be engulfed by even the smallest ripple."
"I am like the driftwood on the whitewater currents."
"If you will not move, I must take you down."
"Nothing can penetrate the pureness of my spirit!"
"The bad day you’re having just got worse."
"You were strong; just not as strong as me."
"Leave now. There's nothing here for you but a shortcut to hell..."
"I'll enjoy having a drink after this."
"Well, you didn't even make for a good bar story!"
"All that is left for me is the depths of darkness..."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!