Dark Fantasy Video Games

"(vs. Hoss) Maybe you should be my sidekick, Hoss."

"(vs. Dracula) No! I'm allergic to vampires!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins suck!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) I kinda feel bad for that kid."

"(vs. Boogey) Worse thing than the Boogeyman tonight: me!"

"(vs. Skarr) For the horde, yo!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) A belt slap from Grandmama can give more pain than you!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now who's the chicken?"

"(vs. Nergaling) These things are annoying, yo."

"(vs. Clown) Do you think all these guys came in the same car?"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Oh, my gosh! Did I do that?"

"(vs. Viking) Hey, you Vikings, you don't have to get all up in my grill."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Pumpkins don't scare me! (screams)"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Actually, when that thing hit the earth, it was no longer a brain-eating meteor, but it became a brain-eating METEORITE. Science fact, yo."

"(Win with Irwin) Announcer: Irwin... WINS?!"

"(ready to battle) When I'm a-rockin', your head's gonna get a knockin'!"

"(after being selected) I'm gonna rock out with my guitar out!"

"(wins) A: That's what I call a power chord! B: Now that's what I call a power chord!"

"(man’s turret custom): Now this could be used for a opening PYRO!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown;do a guitar solo that the opponent becomes on fire and explodes)"

"(after finisher move) A: Fore! B: See ya! C: Good-bye! D: Good night, Tokyo!"

"(on fire) Hey! Check out the pyrotechnics!"

"(vs. Billy) Tough love, son. tough love."

"(vs. Mandy) It feels good to push little kids around!"

"(vs. Grim) Sorry, Grim, ol' buddy."

"(vs. Irwin) Did I break your glasses yet?"

"(vs. Eris) The prettier they are, the harder they fall!"

"(vs. Nergal) Feel the ringin' in your ears? That's called ROCK!"

"(vs. Fred) That's gonna leave a mark!"

"(vs. Hoss) Get up again, Hoss and I'll use your head for a drum kit!"

"(vs. Dracula) Me rock you like a hurricane!"

"(vs. Jack) I always hated gourds."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Hasta la poo-poo, Nerdo Jr.!"

"(vs. Boogey) That's what you get for being ugly!"

"(vs. Skarr) Mogar smash!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Say hello to my little friend!"

"(vs. Chicken) Woah, did I do that?"

"(vs. Nergaling) I am Mogar, the Hurtinator!"

"(vs. Clown) I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of clown college."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Raggle Fraggle!"

"(vs. Viking) Open your mighty halls for the god of rock!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I totally have to get one of those for my stage show!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Hey, space rock, meet EARTH ROCK!! (Battle shriek)"

"(in credits) Destroy us all! (Billy will say it repeatedly until Mandy hits him)"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Ooh! Is there really meat in meteors?"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It wasn't planes that killed the beast; it was my farts."

"(vs. Viking) I must crush my enemies, see them tremble before me and hear their lamentations of the women!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) D'oh, wait--these aren't killer tomatoes at all!"

"(vs. Clown) Go to your happy place, go to your happy place."

"(vs. Nergaling) You guys look like my uncle Nergal, only teeny."