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""Oh, boy! Next to vampires, dragon-hunting is my favorite sport!" ~Simon"
"Lana: But Simon, that's an ironing board. Simon: Yes, and how appropriate for flattening my competition."
"Simon: Who am I? Kevin: You're Simon Belmont, the vampire hunter. Simon: No, no, I'm definitely not him. I'd never forget a name like that."
""Thank you, Captain M. And thank you, Kid Licorice, Mega Mutt, Princess Lea, and you too, Puke". ~Simon, after getting amnesia"
"King Hippo + Eggplant Wizard: The stains of brains stay mainly on the veins. Mother Brain: I'll stain your brains if you don't get yourselves to Kongoland now!"
"Lana: We've got to get to CastleVania before it's too late. Kevin: Yeah, but Simon isn't ready to handle the Count yet. Simon: Don't be silly. Of course I can handle the count. Watch me. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Need I go on? Kevin: No. That was terrific, Simon. If there's a math quiz on CastleVania, I'm sure you'll pass."
""The worst part about being a handsome hunk of hero is having to get up early to save the day". ~Simon"
"Simon: Stop! I belong in the jungle! Kevin: You belong in a cage, maybe, but not the jungle!"
"Simon: Hey, cut it out. That tickles. Lana: What tickles? Simon: Well, there's a little fish nibbling my toe. That's a naughty little fellow. Simon says stop tickling my toes. (The Swamp Creature pops out.) Oh, I didn't mean it. You can tickle them all you want."
"Kevin: Better buckle up, dudes. I don't have my driver's license yet. Simon: You what?!"
"Eggplant Wizard: Watch where you're stepping! That's my nose! King Hippo: Hey! Get your leg outta my bellybutton!"
"Eggplant Wizard: Don't shoot! I've got a wife and two baby eggplants at home. Kevin: Don't worry. I'm not gonna fry any eggplant. Just flowers!"
"Kevin: Looks like Mother Brain's world is finally brain-dead. Lana: We've done it! VideoLand is free at last! Mega Man: No more mega monsters attacking in the night! Pit: No more battles to the maximus! Simon: And best of all, no more waking up early!"
""Good-bye, Captain N. Good luck. Um... must've gotten some flower pollen in my eyes". ~Simon"
"Mother Brain: As judge, jury, and executioner of VideoLand, I charge to all with conspiracy... to bring peace and freedom to everyone! How do you plead? Lana: Guilty... and proud of it. Pit: That goes for me too-icus. Mega Man: I agree. Simon: Uh, me too. Mother Brain: Order in the court! Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I'll have an eggplant sandwich. Uh, hold the pickles. (Mother Brain bangs her gavel) Okay, okay, uh, I'll hold the pickles! Mother Brain: Will you shut up?! I hereby sentence you to banishment into the Black Hole Warp Zone! Lana: The Black Hole Warp Zone?! Oh, but no one's ever come out alive! Mega Man: The gravity's so great, we'll be squished to no bigger than a grain of sand! Simon: How dreadful! None of my clothes will fit. No! I'm too handsome to die!"
""No, I can't lie anymore. That's not the way it happened at all! Captain N is the real hero. I'm just a big-mouth!" ~Simon"
"Mega Man: Uh, I guess, now that you're back, Your Majesty, you'll be showing all of VideoLand's mega villains who's the boss. Mirror King: I'll do better than that. I'll invite them all to the party!"
"Mega Man: Oz? I never heard of that warp zone. Where is it? Kevin: Uh, in a fantasy land called Hollywood. If you ever visit my world, I'll take you there."
"King Hippo: But it's dangerous in [the Palace of Power], Mother Brain. Eggplant Wizard: Yeah! They eat eggplants for dinner!"
"Game Boy: Ready for disposal of defective unit. Eggplant Wizard: Disposal?! No way! Her Ugliness wants to play some games with your brain! Game Boy: I am programmed to play games! Eggplant Wizard: Hey! Be careful! I'm an eggplant, not a squash!"
""No! Stop him! Eggplant, Hippo, grab that stupid mutt! He's pulling the plug on my beautiful plan!" ~Mother Brain"
"Kevin: Well, I'm pullin' the plug on this joker until we decide what to do with him. Simon: I know. Let's lock him up in a closet and throw away the key."
"Dragonlord: Get away! Get away!"
""It's always Captain N! He's the cause of all my troubles! They're right, though. Unless I can get rid of that pesky Game Master, my spring offensive will fall flat on its... face". ~Mother Brain"
"Bigtime: Look at my credentials. Bigtime Brannigan comes with an efficiency rating of 100%! Mother Brain: True. You are one of the best bounty hunters in the force, Bigtime. Most impressive. Bigtime: The best. Zoomer: That's not what I heard. There's a rumor-- (Bigtime fires at Zoomer.) Woo! Bigtime: I do so hate unsightly lint."
"Samus: Now... get out there! Kraid: Are you kidding!? They'll catch me--I'll be sent to solitary confinement for a month! Samus: A month in solitary or a month in the hospital... it's your choice."
""What kind of guy do you think I am?" ~Kevin to Samus"
"Kevin: I'm going. Samus: Princess Lana would not want you to go. Kevin: Of course you'd say that. You... like me. You want me to stay. Samus: True. But if I were the Princess and you left the kingdom defenseless in order to be with me, I would despise you."
"Zebes Security: In Mother Brain's name, has your mission been accomplished? Have you obtained... the item? Merchant One Captain: The "item" is intact... of course. You think we'd show our faces here without it? Zebes Security: Good point!"
""Guess it's time to take a bite out of crime. Boy, crocodile sure tastes awful". ~Kevin as Duke, on biting one of King Hippo's cronies"
""Yuck! Some things taste even worse than crocodile". ~Kevin as Duke, after biting King Hippo"
""So, Mother Brain, what hologram are we going to hit them with next? Giant lizards? Snapping turtles? Vegetable peelers?!" ~Eggplant Wizard"
""Welcome, Game Master--whichever one of you that may be! Heh-heh!" ~Mother Brain"
""Too bad, Captain. I was going to save you for last, but first come first serve!" ~Mother Brain"
"Kevin: Computer! If Tall, Wet, and Ugly over here isn't an enemy... then she won't mind turning over her weapons! Mother Brain: Put down my... weapons? Why, of course! I'll be delighted to turn over my weapons. Kevin: Is that all? You must be traveling light today."
""I gave my word to Kevin to protect the Princess. I do not understand why he is so interested in her well-being - she's not half the hero I am! Still, I shall protect her..." ~Samus"
"Lana: What a dismal place... Guard: What did you expect, the Pleasure Zone?"
""Hold me, Kevin. Hold me until forever comes again". -Samus"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!