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April 10, 2026
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"Make the world your weapon"
"Enter a World of Assassination"
"You are who you are, and there's no point arguing with yourself about it."
"Family isn't who you're born with, it's who you die for."
"[To Father James] You told us kids to turn the other cheek, not fight back. Problem is, that don't work. Not in the real world."
"Lincoln once told me that he couldn't turn the other cheek, that "the world doesn't work that way." I spent the better part of 40 years trying to prove him wrong. But I was just lying to myself. Look at how we treat each other. Compassion is a sign of weakness, but greed is a virtue. The poor is considered morally corrupt, while every excess of the powerful is celebrated. We sent kids off to die, for what? So someone can make a few bucks? Lincoln was right. He was always right. There ain't never gonna be another Dr. King or Bobby Kennedy. But there's always gonna be another Sal Marcano. Another Sammy Robinson. Another Lincoln Clay. We are a cruel and wicked people."
"It means Joe's really dead. Good friend of mine. More like family. Me and him tried to do something big for this motherfucker named Leo Galante. Big shot with the Commission. Anyway, it all went south and we got fucked. What you get for following orders, right? Was a couple of years there. I didn't know if Joe was alive or... What."
"I made a game about a cucumber with a head that jumped over a ball. Then I made a game about spitting on children... They weren’t very good. Soon I started thinking it would be fun for other people to play my games, so I started going onto online forums and uploading my games there. I got a lot of response to it so I just kept doing it."
"So why don't we get this over with?"
"Wake up, man. Don't you see that this is a country at war?"
"And who do we have here? ..."
"Now I want to see who is behind that mask!"
"You people have wasted my time enough already."
"I looked through your computer upstairs."
"What do you want?..."
"Well, let's get this over with then..."
"You had your chance."
"Get out of here if you don't want to die!"
"You're dead meat."
"This... This can't be happening..."
"Why don't you finish what you've started?"
"Good times Never last..."
"I want out! And you're gonna tell me how!"
"So, out for a midnight snack, huh?"
"You don't look well, sir. Are you alright?"
"Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flick, heh!"
"Some things work out best when you don't try so hard."
"No matter who you are, bearing too much weight..."
"A picture is starting to form here..."
"Oh, don't worry about it. It's on the house..."
"I see that my opinion of you doesn't matter."
"You're not a nice person, are you?"
"If you insist on returning here, then I should leave!"
"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds."
"You're no guest of mine!"
"Some pieces don't quite seem to fit."
"Or maybe I just don't like the way it looks."
"Oh, you don't know who you are?"
"Inevitably leads to the collapse of everything."
"Oh, you don't need to order, your pizza's already done."
"It's like it's from a movie or something, right?"
"How the hell did you figure that out?"
"Do you like hurting other people?"
"Maybe we should leave it that way?"
"You'll never get the big picture, and it's all your own fault."
"We've met before, haven't we?"
"[after the player plants the bomb] "Good job on the bomb planting, traitor! But you better hurry up, we just planted a bomb at Bomb Site B, and you only have seconds to defuse it. You can find the bomb site using your radar.""
"[while the player defuses the bomb] "Hurry, hurry! That's a live bomb!""
"[when the player picks up a bomb] "Plant the bomb by equipping it and then using it. Now go ahead and plant it inside the blast shield.""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!