"[to Alice] If I don't go, we got to pack up and leave, and God knows where, without a prayer, dirt-poor. Now I'm tired, Alice. I am tired of watching my boys go hungry. I'm tired of the way that they look at me. I'm tired of the way that you don't. I've been standing on one leg for three damn years, waiting for God to do me a favor. And He ain't listening."

"I ain't never been no hero, Wade. The only battle I seen, we was in retreat. My foot got shot off by one of my own men. You try telling that story to your boy. See how he looks at you then."

"You do one good deed for somebody... I imagine it's habit-forming. Something decent. See that grateful look in their eyes, imagine it makes you feel like Christ Hisself."

"Well, would you look at all this? Y'all spared no expense this time, Byron. I gotta say, though, it's probably cheaper just to let me rob the damn thing."

"It's too bad the doctors at Essex saved so much of my leg. I read that the pension act pays by the pound now."

"When you think about it, which I have been lately, is they weren't paying me to walk away. They were paying me so they could walk away."

"Now, you see, Dan... generally, pretty much everyone wants to live."

"Gretchen Mol - Alice Evans"

"Lisa Ray - Dominique Ball"

"Jim Ladd - Radio announcer (voice)"

"Max Dreesen - Young Arthur"

"Alan C. Peterson - Radovan Kristic"

"Clark Johnson - Captain Fairbanks"

"Sandra Oh - Dr. Ellen Park"

"Ron White - Judge Wilson"

"Elias Koteas - Sergeant Chuck Dooney"

"Kat Dennings - Katerina "Kat" Debrofkowitz"

"Kristin Booth - Wendy Carter"

"Michael Kelly - Paul Carter"

"Do you remember when you saved Jack's life? I'll never forget what you did that day. You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable. You don't need a costume. Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time. You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself."

"An unexpected hero will rise."

"You keep getting shit-kicked. You gotta not do that. What kind of superhero gets beat up all the time?"

"Fight back."

"Look out, termites. It's squishing time."

"Woody Harrelson - Arthur Poppington/Defendor"

"Dakota Goyo - Jack Carter"

"When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story."

"Miyuki Ono - Miyuki"

"Luis Guzmán - Frankie"

"Tomisaburo Wakayama - Sugai"

"John Costelloe - The Kid"

"John Spencer - Oliver"

"Guts Ishimatsu - Katayama"

"Stephen Root - Berg"

"Yuya Uchida - Nashida"

"Ken Takakura - Masahiro Matsumoto"

"Kate Capshaw - Joyce"

"Andy García - Charlie Vincent"

"Yusaku Matsuda - Koji Sato"

"Shigeru Kōyama - Ohashi"

"Richard Riehle - Crown"

"Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin"

"Charlotte Sullivan - Fay Poppington"

"A love-hate relationship can last a very long time."

"The girls want to know if you're the guy who lost Sato at the airport. Just off the plane, you make the evening news. Very impressive. Americans who are less than perfect - it's very amusing."

"Sugai-san, I am the solution... to your problems."

"Crown: We'll charge you. We'll find someone to help us. Nobody's got a softer center than a dirty cop."

"I usually get kissed before I get fucked."

"One good hand job deserves another."